Get on fine with house next door. Kids play etc.
About a year ago, her sister started coming to visit every single day. Weekends too. Fine. None of my business.
So we both have double drives and both have two cars. DH also has a motorbike but there’s space to keep it on our drive.
I work from home so I’m out to drop the dc to school then pretty much back for the whole morning. DH is gone in his car from maybe 7am. Motorbike stays on drive until weekends really.
So next door’s sister has a big 7-seater. But she’s taken to partially blocking our drive with it so next door’s car can get in and out.
So she parks up in the morning, partially blocks my drive. And then sometimes they’ll head out in next door’s car and my drive will be blocked.
I can (with ball-achey manoeuvring) get my car on. But if anyone was to visit, or DH was to come home, they couldn’t park on the drive. And they can’t park in front of my house without then blocking other next door’s.
It gives me the fucking rage! It’s so inconsiderate! I’ve said it to next door’s and her answer has been to knock in if I ever need her to move.
DH is so laid back he’s horizontal so he doesn’t see it as a big deal. But it’s just so selfish and irritating.
I’ve come back and parked up right behind her, as in touching the bumper, so I haven’t blocked other next door’s.
WIBU to roll the motorbike out and block her car?? If I put it sideways it won’t block the drive I don’t think.
I hope I’m explaining properly. I need to try to figure out how to post a diagram!
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OhCaptain · 02/03/2020 09:46
Am I being unreasonable?
683 votes. Final results.
POLLIt’s been a wild ride but we may need to part ways.
There’s been no cheeky fuckery.
No proudly protruding strap-ons.
No problem solving penises, or bolshy vaginas who don’t know their places.
It’s all gone a bit bucolic, I’m sorry to say. 
Roses are red
A hi-viz is yellow
Sgt Olaf is no doubt
A very fine fellow
He barricades driveways
With his penis cucumber
When it comes to the Bull
He’s got her number
It took Garda Dino
And a rather wet fort
And a wee Problem-solving
Penis to sort
The driveway is clear
But the cucumbers are well stocked
In case Bull tries her crime spree
In the Arse End of Connacht
Don't let a penis
Come between us
OhCaptain can handle herself
She doesn't need a man's help
It almost rhymes 
@OhLookHeKickedTheBall - I was watching a youtube clip of Saoirse Ronan saying she pronounces her name to rhyme with inertia, and has been told by other Irish people that she's pronouncing her own name wrong, so I wouldn't fret too much!
Because the Bull is very mean
It's made me very keen
To thwart her ways
Post in haste, repent at thingummy.
To make it scan this time 
:
Because the Bull is horr-i-bully mean
It's made me very keen
To thwart her ways
Ah right - one's Gaelic and one's the anglicised version - makes sense now, sorry.
Seen 'is rhymes with penis, by the way. And other things that rhyme with seen could be shoehorned in there, maybe. Green, for e.g.
I thought English people spelt it Connaught! Is that not right?
I’m not sure about a lot of things anymore to be honest.
I was trying for hours to come up with lyrics to the tune of The Battle Hymn of The Republic which seemed fitting.
But not much rhymes with Olaf and there’s a disappointing lack of words that flow beautifully with penis.
Willy, however, opened up a lot of options. Plus you’ve got the maturity and sophistication factor that could really take it over the edge!
I am late though so can’t give it the time it deserves!
Bins are in place. Sadly fortless.
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