This thread is an absolute joy.
My dad and mum are farmers and also have a large kitchen garden and orchard so they are always well stocked for food. Obviously the farm products are sold but their kitchen garden and orchard products are for personal use and are either eaten or given away. What cannot be eaten or given away is canned, pickled or in some way preserved by my mum for her 'pantry' (a massive room in their barn that could house a family of 4). You could survive the apocalypse with what they have stored.
My dad is another man of a certain age who saves every screw, tiny bit of wood, random sheet of metal, etc. They are carefully labelled and stored in a slightly complicated system that only he and I know and my mum has an inkling of. To be fair to him he is an absolute whizz with a hammer and nail so he does actually use all these things he stores but he has no shame at taking home anything he finds or picking up old screws on the street, he's also been known to stop at building sites to see if they have anything he can take.
My Nonna is another one who's obsessed with 'good drying weather', the thing with Australia is there's a lot of 'good drying weather' but she can't bear to let a potential good drying day go to waste and has been known to strip beds that were only made a day or two earlier just to get them on the line. I think this comes from raising a large family and thus having a lot of washing but really isn't necessary now. She also hates the idea that somebody might want something so whenever you visit she's up and down like a yoyo offering coffee, cake, biscuits, water, a cushion, a blanket, the window open, the window closed, etc, etc. I often threaten to sit on her so she'll sit still and we can have a conversation. Nonna keeps in touch with every relative in Italy too and writes to them all regularly. This is quite handy though cos when we fancy a trip to Italy there's always an aunty or a cousin who can put us up/show us around/recommend a good risotto restaurant/show us where the best coffee is. She's a wonderful woman and getting quite old now so I'll miss her when she's gone.
My birth mother is an absolute law unto herself and has so many foibles and little ways it's hard to keep track of them all. She likes to make food last so will cook a roast on a Sunday then use the meat for meals for days afterwards. This is all fine but she will never use all of it because she's going to use it for her next meal then doesn't. If you look in her fridge there's loads of packets of tiny bits of chicken and beef that wouldn't make even a half decent sandwich. I remember visiting her once when I was a teenager and asking her if I could have the leftovers from last night's dinner for my lunch but was told that she was saving it for an unspecified thing and therefore I must have a sandwich. The leftovers were still there a week later. She likes to buy bread from the bakery and will take it home and carefully slice it into the exact number of slices needed for the week. A random piece of toast is not allowed, if you are hungry after dinner you are allowed one digestive then must wait until breakfast (or sneak some biscuits into the house).
She cannot cope with being single so always has a boyfriend, partner or husband who each come with their own little habits. Currently she has Derek. Derek has a blue badge and refuses to pay for parking. Derek would rather spend a day out constantly moving his car from one spot to another than spend £5 in a car park. Derek also insists on having corn flakes for his breakfast every morning except Sunday when he has a bacon sandwich. He weighs out his corn flakes and milk so he has the exact same amount each day. Derek nearly had a coronary when I offered him pancakes for breakfast when they came to stay. Derek is a keen amateur photographer and always has a little book with his camera equipment. Every photo he takes is logged in the little book with the time, location, light quality and loads of other little details. When he develops his photos all these details are noted down on the back. Looking at Derek's photos includes a running commentary about the minutae of each shot.
The worst by far though was Geoff who also carried a little book with him but his was because he'd compiled a list of every bowel movement he'd had for about 40 years with details of consistency, smell, colour and anything else "noteworthy". At some point Geoff had bought a computer and had put all his data into a spreadsheet, when I met him I was asked to look at the computer because it was very slow and didn't do what he wanted it to. I told him it was because it was incredibly old and needed replacing but Geoff couldn't do that because that's where all his data was stored and he didn't know how to save it to a disc.