I'm a surgeon, I've removed plenty of sebaceous cysts in my time. 5 years ago we used to have 'lumps and bumps' lists (that were great for juniors to be trained on) but the funding has completely disappeared for minor procedures. If its not painful or dangerous then it is no longer funded. In some places even things like hernias and varicose veins are no longer funded unless they are painful or causing complications. You can get around it by carefully wording the symptoms, and essentially lying to get it done on the NHS but the question is, should we be doing that?
The NHS is running out of money at an alarming rate, Boffinmums comment about NHS funding shows just how little people really understand about the way the NHS works. There really is no money for cosmetic procedures - if we use it for this then something more serious misses out elsewhere.
If you think £350 is expensive - just ask yourself how much you pay for a lawyer, a plumber, an MOT check, a haircut. The cost has to include: the surgeons time, the scrub nurses time, the use of the operating theatre, disposables (syringes, sutures etc), drugs (anaesthetic), maybe the inital consultation, (room rental, secretarial services for letters), insurance in case of complications, histology, suture removal etc. You really can't pay for all that with £40. Honestly.
What this really demonstrates is how much people take the NHS for granted, and how much people really don't value the skills of their medical staff. So sad. So demoralising.
By the way, I wouldn't bother trying to do it yourself with a needle. It probably won't drain anything (they are filled with cottage cheese like substance) and if you don't remove the capsule it will refill anyway. The people who had them lanced are talking about infected cysts, which are treated differently.