Chicken noodle soup
2 chicken stock pots (or three, if you like a stronger taste. Also depends how many people you're cooking it for.)
Equal amount of finely chopped carrot, celery and onion, or spring onion.
Chicken pieces.
About 30 grinds of black pepper or a tsp of it.
1 nest of noodles per person.
Put everything in the pan apart from the noodles. Add water. Put lid on pan. Wander off for half an hour or so. Return. Check if veg is soft; if not, wander off again. When veg is soft, take lid off. Add more water if you want, add the noodles. Wander off for ten minutes. Come back, soup is done. Eat the soup.