I have just been blacklisted by Perfect Pizza

[FanjoandZooey]

that will teach me to order shitty fast food, now won't it?

(actually, probably no)

[FanjoandZooey]

Ah Boris, I didn't drink the Pepsi, I bought it for HC

and I didn't get her the aspartame one because she is breastfeeding

otherwise, yes, I deserve the tongue lashing I am getting

[Beauregard]

Shall we all boycott perfect pizza?
Nahhhhhhhh way to easy

[Charlottesweb]

Oh, what toppings did you have? Tinned spaghettios? Surely if you are unhappy with the food you are entitled to your money back..?

Unless of course you ate the pizza and then complained...

[FanjoandZooey]

LOL @ you all

you are all very fucking funny

I love you

especially the stickers one

[expatinscotland]

the fact that the manager told you, 'you're blacklisted!'

ooooo, i'm so sorry now! i want my mummy!

[alittlebitshy]

tell us your toppings!!!!!!!

(please)

[WelshFanjo]

This is what really happened


FrannyFanjo- hi can i order a pizza please?

Perfect Pizza- yeah sure what toppings would you like?

FF- erm, quiona and lentils please


PP- We dont do quiona and lentils sorry, how about ham and pineapple?

cue stream of expletives

PP- Right youre blacklisted

[hunkermunker]

I've had salad for dinner.

I can be smugger than a smug thing with a big smug halo on now

[FanjoandZooey]

NQC, I complain all the ruddy time

I am Strange, I thought you knew that.

Erm, about the blacklist thing - I complained quite protractedly. And vociferously. I was hungry

[charliecat]

I find it hilarious and your still hungry ROFL....

[expatinscotland]

couscous cooks up in minutes! mmmmm.

[Beauregard]

What did you have?
Tomatoes ,water,and water melon?

[FanjoandZooey]

Toppings were:

sweetcorn
mushroom
pineapple
and



















extra cheese

[Beauregard]

mmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[expatinscotland]

eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww.

are you pregnant, franny?

wait! new thread alert! 'i ordered boaktastic toppings on a pizza from perfect pizza. could i be pregnant?'

[FanjoandZooey]

come on, bring on the whips

I can take it

[FanjoFanjoWhosGotTheFanjo]

Ok, sweetcorn is not acceptable on a pizza.

Neither is pineapple, really.

They probably wanted to ban you for that, anyway.

[charliecat]

Are they bringing a replacement or just half your money? You can order to a neighbours house and just linger outside for delivery

[FanjoFanjoWhosGotTheFanjo]

(I've had a pizza with mayo on it. Was borktastic.)

[VeniVidiVickiQV]

pmsl

Surely the name was a giveaway.....

[hunkermunker]

I too complain All The Time. I write letters. I email, I stand in shops till they give me money to go away and stop bothering them. I get money off things and vouchers for shopping frequently

[FanjoandZooey]

Is it wrong to be strangely proud that I have been such a PITA to a fast food emporium that they have banned me?

[VeniVidiVickiQV]

You get money off things you havent even bought hunker

F&Z you don't know how happy I am to know that you (attempted to) order pizza....

[VeniVidiVickiQV]

Was it really appropriate to put this thread under the subject of food though?