I have just been blacklisted by Perfect Pizza

[FanjoandZooey]

that will teach me to order shitty fast food, now won't it?

(actually, probably no)

[VeniVidiVickiQV]

Am going to email her a link forthwith

[expatinscotland]

GGGGGrrreeennnyyyy, oh Greeny!

[FanjoandZooey]

Oh go on, be smug

I can't, not ever again, my cover is blown

Oh god wait till Greeny sees this

[Miaou]

Oh franny you have made my night, I am crying with laughter now and refusing to tell dh why (can you imagine trying to explain this thread???)

I'm kinda feeling sorry for you but find this so hilariously funny that hilarity wins, sorry

[WideWebWitch]

ha ha franny but actually, that's because there ISN'T one where I live, I'm not that smug! I used to be able to order from here when we lived in Bristol it was fantastic, really great. They wouldn't have sent you a wet pizza, no.

[FanjoandZooey]

Oh thank you WWW

[WideWebWitch]

Oh I understand. I cried about 2 months ago when we went out for dinner and I was STARVING and when my pizza came it was wet so I sent it back and said no, I didn't want a replacement, I wanted the bill thanks. and then I went home bloody hungry and stroppy and a bit pissed because dh and I had 2 bottles of wine while eating starters and waiting for crap pizza to come. This was Italian rest though, not perfectpizza but I feel your pain Franny, I do!

[flutterbee]

Oh god I think I going to be sick

[FanjoandZooey]

Strangely I am no longer hungry.

[FanjoandZooey]

Hunker

"One deep pan with saliva, snot, cum and extra menstrual blood, please"

[FanjoandZooey]

No, I have excelled myself this time flutterbee, even dp is impressed.

[flutterbee]

PMSL Not even chavs get banned from crappy pizza shops.

[hunkermunker]

PMSL at "emptied their mooncups onto it" though

[FanjoandZooey]

Yes absolutely. I was not such an idiot to think I could ever eat saliva free pizza from there again.

[hunkermunker]

Personally, I'd have sliced it up and bunged it in the oven for a bit to dry it out.

But I don't let a little thing like a pond in the middle of a pizza deter me from scoffing the blinking lot

[beansprout]

I've only ever had veggie pizzas and I assumed they were just supposed to be wet

[CountessDracula]

you should be delighted

If they had not blacklisted you they would only have gobbed in your pizzas for ever more

or put bogies or earwax in them

or worse

[FanjoandZooey]

I am slightly ashamed but only slightly. I do like pizza. However not wet pizza.

[FanjoandZooey]

Ok, this is the full truth. We ordered the pizzas, it was BOGOF. Dp collected them, his was fine, mine was damp. Well, wet. I phoned up and the manager said it was because of the toppings, because sweetcorn, mushrooms, pineapple and cheese all have water in them. Erm, yes. When I said I couldn't eat it he said he would give us a credit for a free pizza. I said I was hungry NOW. He said did I want a replacement? By this time I realised if I got them to make me another pizza, they were going to empty their mooncups onto it. I said no but I would like my money back. He said ok, bring back the pizza and we'll give you your money. I said, no, please come and collect the pizza and bring me my money. He said, you ordered a collection pizza. I said, you have my money and I have no dinner. He said, phone Head Office. I said, fine, what's their number. He said, I can't find it.

I said, please either send me the money or find the number and phone me back. He phoned back and said I can't find it, I will send you the money. How much do you want? I said, all of it. He said, no, it was BOGOF. I said, I think for the distress and inconvenience you should send the full amount. He said, you are having a laugh. It sort of degenerated from there really

However I wear the badge of pride - Blacklisted from Perfect Pizza. I may get a t-shirt made.

[hunkermunker]

Shit, VIcki, I forgot you knew about that one

It was Nestle though

[beansprout]

I've had a policy of going into McDonalds to crap for years

[VeniVidiVickiQV]

Was it really appropriate to put this thread under the subject of food though?

[VeniVidiVickiQV]

You get money off things you havent even bought hunker

F&Z you don't know how happy I am to know that you (attempted to) order pizza....

[FanjoandZooey]

Is it wrong to be strangely proud that I have been such a PITA to a fast food emporium that they have banned me?