turkey basters

[wizzywig]

This isnt exactly a nice subject, but has anyone tried using a turkey baster to get pregnant? does this actually work?

[munz]

lol don't worry cod, i'm trying to be lady like here with my BD instead of saying s**gging! lol. (and no comments please hula on how unladylike I am! )

[Blossomhill]

Yes I agree about baby dancing cod

[Hulababy]

LOL - can just see DH's face if I start doing handstands afterwards! He thinks the old TTC is bizarre as it is!

[cod]

Message withdrawn

[munz]

LMFAO@tiredmuma, as is the DH's wouldn't just laugh their arse off, I can see it now....

(after BD)

Darling what are you doing?
I'm on my head so ur sperms don't run out! lol.

[tiredemma]

i would suggest doing a handstand afterwards.

[munz]

fwiw, have sex on a pillow, apparently bum in the air doesn't work cos the spearms are already where they need to be (so my DH recons) I think he's into kinki stuff wanting to s**g me on a pillow!

[LGJ]

Runs for cover.......................


Think I will stick to lighthearted threads from now on............and I had, had such a lovely day.

[lou33]

doesn't mean i am not watching you tho

[LGJ]

Thanks honey

[lou33]

yes i know thats why i mean its all a load of misunderstandings

[LGJ]

Lou

I did not set out to start this, started a seperate thread using language that regular posters would pick up on without alerting anyone else advising that this one was left. Sadly it appears to have been a total cock up.

[lou33]

I think it's all a load of misunderstandings.

[munz]

I knwo some one who used a syringe.

I thought said person's IP addy was blocked or somehting?

[lavenderrr]

if that's the case why has it ever been brought upin the first place, would have never mentioned it if it hdn't been mentioned...so maybe the subject could be closed unless you have great evidence!!!

[lou33]

lav can i remind you of the mn troll policy, part of which is to give everyone the benefit of the doubt, and that includes first time posters.

[LGJ]

Rarely swear/swear on here


BUT FFS LEAVE IT, and yes I am aware I am shouting.

[LGJ]

Jesus H Christ


I never said wizzywig was JF, just suggested that it might be from the same mindset.


The word wig never even impinged on me, and only used the JF reference to alert people to leave this one to die a natural death.


I have obvioulsy failed miserably and apologise most wholeheartedly.

[fastasleep]

Hey....you guys are going to severely confuse this woman!!

Wizzywig they're mad!

I'm really sorry you feel so desperate that you want to buy a baster, just do the legs in the air and relax - it's the best thing.

[lavenderrr]

if you are the original wig & robe, admit it, ffs!

[lavenderrr]

WHY IS THIS WIG & ROBE??? (JUST FROM THE NAME???)...

[LGJ]

hub2dee

Thank you

[wizzywig]

ha haa!! that made me laugh. i'll never buy a cucumber without thinking of you!!

[bubbly1973]

wizzywig, know what you mean about feeling dodgy buying a turkey baster....feel like that all the time when i buy a cucumber!!!

[hub2dee]

I'm with LGJ.