Thank you cards for DCs/inappropriate presents

[drspouse]

We got a rather poor selection of presents from my DB and though I don't much mind for myself, we appear to have got (I am reading through tissue paper) an age inappropriate book (subject matter tedious rather than X rated, but maybe for a young teenager, not just 1-2 years too old) for my DS Christmas present (we suggested books it is true). He's nearly 4.

The suggestion from friends is that we ask them to switch to children only presents in future which I think is great advice as it saves thinking up something for DB who already told me he didn't like a book I got him.

I will not be telling DB that I don't like the book he got me, but I'm considering saying something mild about the book he got for DS being something we'll save for a few decades years ahead.*

Or just wait till he's older and can write his own passive aggressive notes?*

[HortonWho]

Ok, now you do need a passive aggressive note. So sorry, you must have mixed up gifts as you gave my 4yr old the personally autographed to your 9 year old's gift.

[Cressandra]

Any chance he got a job lot? My grandparents have bought signed books for their grandchildren and they are given to all of them, not just the ones in the right age range. I think the theory is that a signed book is a keeper and can be grown into or just kept to admire, or something.

TBF from his previous gifts you're probably right, but surely it's fair enough to mention to DB that the inscription is to his niece, and is he sure that was what he intended because you wouldn't want DN to miss out on a gift...

[drspouse]

Bwaha! Present opened and inside is an inscription from the author (sounds like it is someone local to my DB) to my DN (aged 9).

Clearly she has decided the book was too boring (the subject matter is probably late primary/early secondary while the reading age is probably late primary; a bit younger than I originally thought but her age group, not my DS's age group). So DB has given it to us.

Leaving aside that I would not regift it owing to its total unsuitability as a gift, I of course cannot regift it with an inscription!

So Sitsonfence Bingo! you win the prize!

[drspouse]

Good point! If he bought presents for other family members I could compete with them but I think we'll have to stick to Personal Best records.

[SitsOnFence]

It's certainly a very odd choice!

Don't dissuade him from buying future gifts though, as you'll get years of comic mileage from him. An ex boyfriend had a batty grandparent whose bizarre gifts were the most eagerly anticipated of the whole day.

[GeoffreysGoat]

Yep, I think this is the only year when he actually enjoys writing them 😂 I get to look like Smug Pinterest Mummy, he occupies himself for a rainy afternoon, it pisses off my gran who detests homemade stuff and nobody cares complain because, after all, isn't it so so sweet that he has such good manners

[drspouse]

Sits glad you agree. I was thinking he'd dashed in to a museum having decided that actual shops were bourgeois, and thought "books, OK here's the first one I can see, look there are a couple of pictures on page 20" rather than "Ok they have toys and models and things, good for small children." But I do need to check that nobody else in the family is missing a specialist item relating to their collection.

[drspouse]

Geoffreysgoat that is inspired. He'd love that. Previously I have mainly been doing handprints plus a note from me, but he's definitely old enough to contribute like that.

[SitsOnFence]

Thank you OP for your message. I can confirm that it is a very weird choice of subject matter. I don't want to give it away, but I would say that, everything taken into account, it is roughly equivalent in interest to something like this

I can only assumed he either mislabelled it when wrapping (and Uncle Mervyn is currently enjoying The Very Hungry Caterpillar), or it was originally purchased for someone else. Bizarre!

[GeoffreysGoat]

I bought a4 card, a pack of stickers and some envelopes. Cut each bit in half then folded it. Wrote "Thank you " on the front and "love from" on the inside then let my 3yo loose with the felt tips and stickers. Hand on hand to write his initial inside.

means I don't have to be polite about some of the utter shite certain people bought

[drspouse]

Fortunately he's not massively consistent - I think they were about 4 and 6 at that point - this was after the "no branded items so they don't ask for them in the shops" - but he has all along been of the "children know what's good for them so will eat what they need and go to bed when they need" school so I think it's part of that, though they are thankfully not particularly bratty now.

[Floggingmolly]

He's encouraging his children to ask for things they want... From everybody? He'll be raising bratty little feckers (chips off the old block, by the sound of it).

[drspouse]

He sounds a bit of a nutcase

This is the family consensus... But I will try and grit my teeth and rise above it, my DM thought that just buying for children was a good move too so we will definitely go with that.

[balletgirlmum]

He sounds a bit of a nutcase

[drspouse]

(As I say, I agree it's unlikely that DS will realise quite how unsuitable this present is this year, he'll probably forget about it - we tend to rely on this when given presents that are age-appropriate but really annoying! But it won't last forever sadly).

[drspouse]

He has two children and I have two. His are a lot older so we've been buying for his two for years, and they always love their presents, at least as far as I can tell, he's obviously not shy about saying if he doesn't so I assume they aren't either! After he said he didn't like one of his books, one of them told me a fun fact and said "that's from the book you got Daddy". So somebody has read it. I love buying for them, and obviously I've been doing so for years before having our own DCs, so I'm not expecting "something in return", just curious how to handle unsuitable presents with DCs who will be aware they are unsuitable.

DB also has form for a) writing me a letter to tell me how dreadful a branded item was that I got his DC1 (guess the brand... revealed at bottom) and b) asking me if I could please make another toy exactly the same for one of his DCs right now because I'd made one for one DC for their birthday and the other one liked it and wanted one now, and he "was encouraging his children to ask for things they wanted" (sorry to say I declined to do this immediately but said I could do for the other DC's birthday in 6 months, he didn't take me up on this).

There is obviously a lot more history here and the relationship is poor but my DNs are lovely and love my DCs. So no wish to cut things off entirely; DS would be heartbroken.

I cannot say the topic of the book because it is REALLY esoteric and it would almost certainly out me. It is about individual varieties of something I am pretty sure DS has never, ever heard of. I am happy to PM anyone curious...





(Branded item was... wait for it... Fair Trade. As Fair Trade was once endorsed by Tony Blair, it is evil, and giving anything branded to his DCs would lead to them clamouring for it at the shops and therefore I should never give anything branded to them).

[Cressandra]

Looking at what my 6 year old reads, you might be surprised when he grows into it. Just say thank you. There's no way of making the point you want to without it being a dig, and committing it to writing is worse than just saying it.

Does your DB have children himself? Sorry if I've missed that in your posts. If not, isn't it a bit presumptuous to suggest just buying for the children, ie DS? Other options that avoid being one-sided are to just get him a couple/few bottles of wine, or suggest that you have a meal out together instead of exchanging presents.

[Hellochicken]

Dont say anything about it. The "only presents for children" sounds sensible, especially if you are essentially both getting each other presents you don't want.
I doubt a 4 yr old would be upset or offended by any present, possibly will just open it and move onto the next one, he might surprise you though, DS was fascinated at a similar age by a book on bees that he couldnt understand at all, other than it was about bees.

[5Hearts]

I agree - just say 'thank you' unless you feel that is was sent with ill-intent?

Good plan to get out of the adult-gift swap though.

I've been suspicious about SIL's presents for several years (she is very wealthy but has sent many slightly inappropriate & second-hand gifts). She surpassed herself this year by sending a child some rotten fruit, a packet of tissues and a puzzle book (a third of which has been completed). She won't be thanked for that. All presents from her will go straight in the bin now (but this was the final straw - we've no interest in maintaining a relationship with her).

[hownottofuckup]

As above, just say 'thank you' or say nothing at all.

[SitsOnFence]

I'm curious to know what the book is, perhaps it's on a subject that your DB was interested in as a child? Some of DS's favourite books are adult reference books; tanks of WW1 was a bedtime favourite when he was 3, one of those magazines where people list their vehicles for sale, but for farm machinery, was his favourite at 2. To be fair, he's an unusual child

Anyway, unless you think the gift was given with ill intent, the only acceptable response is "thank you"

[drspouse]

Why haven't you opened them yet

DS birthday is very shortly but only one present was sent, with my mother as she was coming to visit after Christmas Day but before birthday, so we decided to designate it a birthday present, even though it says Happy Christmas, as DS can't read yet.

Vashta we've had those for younger ages when it's easier just to remove them, this is the first age when he will care more it's a present he can't really understand.
But he has heaps so won't notice if one vanishes.

Ditsy he can't draw yet beyond scribbles so I can get him to contribute to thank you cards but they will all look the same!

My DB would not be receptive to specific present suggestions, I actually made a general suggestion of "children's books on X, Y or Z theme", so we got a basically adult book on an entirely different theme. They live in another country so vouchers wouldn't work.

[ClemFandagoDoesTheTango]

The only appropriate response when someone gives you a present is to say thank you.

Anything else makes you look like an ungrateful tit. Bit like when your brother told you he didn't like the present you got him.

I think presents for dcs only is a good plan. And maybe suggest a voucher for next year so dc can choose their own. Makes it easier for you DB too.

[ByThePrickingOfMyThumbs]

Gosh no, don't write a passive aggressive thank you note. How will that help? Just say thank you.

If you think he'll be receptive, you can be more specific next Christmas - 'DS would love this exact book' but other than that, just leave it.

[VashtaNerada]

Yes, all you can say is thank you. We have some relatives who always buy DD and DS toys along gendered lines (think Princess and Superhero) even though they're completely innapproppriate for my DC (& would possibly be better being given the other way round!) but there's no polite way of saying it.