For being pissed off about acting as "trophy" for bloke?

[SpottyTiger]

When I first met the bloke I'm seeing he made some shit excuse about needing to pop into Asda for something. I followed him in and he darted straight towards the back of the store where the bread etc is and was looking around all the time. Finally he "bumped into" his old work mates and very quickly told them that I was his girlfriend. we left the shop with nothing so it was obvious the whole point of going in there was so that he could do that.

Anyway he let it slip a few days ago that he's been distributing my photo around his family and friends and they're all commenting on how "Lucky" he is because I'm "really pretty" etc (their words, not mine). I just kinda cringe when he re-tells me.

Then yesterday I'd been for a job interview, we'd been for lunch and then he said "You look so lovely today ... " (in suit, make-up etc) and he then suddenly said "oh, just remembered, I have a voucher for asda, I'll just pop in there ... "

Needless to say he headed straight for the bread part. I realised what he was doing and ducked away when he wasn't looking and headed back to the fruit, then watched from a distance, ammused as he panicked and looked around for me when he found me, he tried it again "oh, I'll just have a look down here ... (bread ailse, where his old work mates work) " and so I followed him so far then disapeared again. He finally gave up and decided he didn't need anything from asda after all.

I feel like he's treating me as some kind of trophy. AIBU to feel pissed off about it?

[Salleroo]

A trophy paraded through the bread aisle of ASDA, lucky you

He sounds a bit freaky - dump him.

Just think, he'll probably want to get married in the bread aisle in ASDA.

Has he moved up in the world job wise, is he now backing for Sommerfield, Tesco, Sainsburys or heaven forbid the golden nugget - Waitrose???

Run, far and fast

[Nancy66]

He sounds a bit kneady...

[LadyOfWaffle]

OH geez, in my yoof I was paraded infront of the Tesco fish counter. The glamour, eh?

[JosieMiller]

arf at kneady.
he is yeasterdays news

[zookeeper]

lol lol lol am resisiting jokes about his french stick lol

[zookeeper]

and the crumpets lol

[VeniVidiVickiQV]

PMSL!

[Salleroo]

Kneady ha ha...love it

Meant baking not backing

[zookeeper]

do(ug)h!

[VeniVidiVickiQV]

Seriously dough, he sounds like a right pita.

[LadyOfWaffle]

Did you rise to the occasion?

[zookeeper]

Seriously, you need to use your loaf and think about where this realtonshiop is going...

[zookeeper]

lol vvv

[LadyOfWaffle]

Your obviously his new bit o' crumpet

[VeniVidiVickiQV]

I think the OP has scone

[zookeeper]

yes - we must have waffled on too much

[IotasCat]

You lot are on a roll

[VeniVidiVickiQV]

muffin to do with us waffling on zoo, i'm sure

[zookeeper]

I wonder if his mates like her baps

[Nancy66]

maybe he was trying to prove he's not a puff...

[LadyOfWaffle]

A general store owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing the length of her skirt [or general lack thereof] and the location of the raisin bread, he has a brilliant idea.

"Id like some raisin bread please", the man says politely. The female clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, which is located on the very top shelf. The young man standing almost directly beneath her is provided with an excellent view, just as he surmised he would be.

Once she descends the ladder he muses that he really should get two loaves as he's having company for dinner. As the clerk retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male customers notices whats going on. Thinking quickly, he requests his own loaf of raisin bread so he can continue to enjoy the view. With each trip up the ladder the young lady seems to catch the eye of another male customer. Pretty soon each male patron is asking for raisin bread, just to see the clerk climb up and down.

After many trips shes tired, irritated and thinking that she is really going to have to try this bread for herself!

Finally, once again atop the ladder, she stops and fumes, glaring at the men standing below. She notices an elderly man standing amongst the crowd staring up at her. Thinking to save herself a trip, she yells at the elderly man, "Is yours raisin too?"

"No," croaks the old man "... But its startin to twitch."

[brimfull]

pmsl at this thread

[LadyOfWaffle]

Skimpy babydoll to excite him? Pah!