... about Asda delivering at 3.00 am

[LakieLady]

I woke up at 3 this morning and thought I heard the noise that vans make when they are reversing. DP was still up watching tv (he's practically nocturnal ).

I mentioned it this morning and he said "Oh yes, it was an Asda van". Apparently, he'd seen flashing lights go by and looked out of the window, the driver hadn't closed the roller door properly, so there was a warning light flashing.

The driver then made a very quick drop off at a house halfway down the road, slammed the roller door shut, reversed up and drove off.

I had no idea that they delivered in the middle of the night and think it's a bit antisocial! It must have been really noisy for the houses close by, we're at least 100 yards away and I could hear it.

AIBU?

[SlopesOff]

Bloody Milk and More delivery here at about 4.am.

Wouldn't know about it but the driver seems to be running a mobile disco with the car windows open.

It is horribly loud and the company don't give a shit that it is waking children, pensioners and sick people as well as everyone else.

Would rather have a supermarket delivery, they only crash about a bit and leave, they don't park up and blast crap music and then drive off with it blaring out, always long enough to ensure you are wide enough awake that you can't drop off again.

[Vivana]

Asda don't deliver that time. Earliest is 7am. The pickers don't start until 3am or 5am.

[Hangingbasketofdoom]

Easily aroused would imply I give a shit

[SentientAndCognisant]

I do love banter with the easily aroused, and I see you’re happy to oblige
HTH

[Hangingbasketofdoom]

Wow sentient sounds like you are describing yourself - someone who thinks human behaviour and norms can be boiled down to a catchphrase like "Karen".
HTH.

[SentientAndCognisant]

I think people who have rule of thumb are best ignored as they’re inevitably thick. Human behaviour & norms really are complex and there is interpretation etc. Anything deemed rule of thumb indicates a lack of rigour and over reliance on catchphrase

[Emmelina]

Is he certain it was ASDA and not just a chilled van in the same style?
There are three milk delivery services that visit our street on various days, two of them use the same type of van and the other is a modernised version of a milk cart!

[LakieLady]

might have been a milk man ,the one round here uses a van rather than a milk float

No, I heard the milkman later on. His van is quite quiet, and doesn't make the reversing noise, and doesn't have a roller shutter on the back.

I honestly wasn't dreaming of reporting it, I was just surprised at the middle of the night delivery. Now I know it isn't the norm and was some sort of weird one-off, I don't mind.

Loving the idea of a drug dealer masquerading as a supermarket delivery though!

[AdoptAdaptImprove]

Probably the milk delivery. Lots of people are using them for the first time this year due to the difficulties getting fresh food at the start of lockdown. Electric floats are a thing of the past, unless there are still some in city areas - rounds now are much larger as each has many fewer customers than the days when everyone had a doorstep delivery, so each van has to travel further. Hence some deliveries being as early as 3am (even earlier on some rounds, I’ve heard anecdotally).

[Meruem]

I had a tesco's order due by 9pm the other day. It came at 11:45pm. A neighbour over the road shouted at them to fuck off!

[Aridane]

DP has just revealed that he doesn't actually know it was Asda, but he was using "Asda" as a generic term for a supermarket.

He's clearly a twat and I think I'll have to LTB.

[Hangingbasketofdoom]

I find a useful rule of thumb is to immediately discount anything said by someone who uses the word "Karen" (unless speaking to someone called Karen).

[areallthenamesusedup]

You might want to call ASDA.

Used to work at a major retailer...someone phoned up about frequent middle of the night "deliveries".....it was all stuff that was being nicked.

[TheYeaSayer]

But never mind the fan girls liked it

Christ on a bike, you really love misogynistic insults, don’t you?

[SentientAndCognisant]

Probably driver had span early start and had to drop something off prior to starting work

[Glitteryone]

Asda delivery driver moonlighting as a drug dealer perhaps?

Can’t think of any other deliveries that would be required at 3am!

[LonelyFromCorona]

It's the pocket tap, pocket tap, pocket tap of our times!

[SentientAndCognisant]

Feigning naiveté, asking What does it mean doesn’t really cut it
But never mind the fan girls liked it
If we are grading derogatory posts I’d say squawking twat Is a big zero. Lacks imagination
Try harder

[emptyshelvesagain]

WTF does "Don't get all Karen" mean?

It mean the poster is lacking imagination.

[NoBunnyHere]

[SentientAndCognisant]

You know very well what getting all Karen means
Hence the ire and over reaction. Much Like a self fulfilling prophecy
Laughing at the faux question. You understand but wanted to feign naiveté

[TheYeaSayer]

Yes, @NoBunnyHere, you have.

[NoBunnyHere]

WTF does "Don't get all Karen" mean?

It means the poster throwing the name about, as if it's an insult, is a bit of a twat. I think. Have I understood that correctly?

[FAQs]

*maybe

[FAQs]

Make it was nicked? But as it wasn’t a supermarket van the reference was a bit irrelevant.