To think this is the most bizarre item of clothing?

[TrixieFranklin]

It popped up as an AD on my Facebook. I understand the body suit trends but surely this would result in being split entirely in two, or the worlds worst front wedgie

[LadyofMisrule]

Is this what you were looking for?

www.facebook.com/BeginningBoutique/posts/10156282766202637

[FurryDogMother]

One of the models Boohoo use looks permanently surprised. Now I know why :)

[notacooldad]

Ha! Only someone who hates their fanny would wear it.
I saw that comment on Twitter earlier. Made me laugh.

[BusySnipingOnCallOfDuty]

Its gonna cover one flap or the other; and stuff the gaping flap-gap up top where i stretched up the clit end during childbirth.

[BrilliantDarling]

@ChairmanMiaow123

Maybe something like this...

( p.s it's a piece of ham by the way, not actual flaps!)

[Ifangyow]

Books dangling out of the sides ??



Handy if your a librarian I suppose.

😂😂😂

[ShatnersBassoon]

How fucking impractical is a front thong? I'd orgasm running for the bus in that.

Is it this year's joke item, like the mankini was 10 years ago?

[hipposarerad]

That's just asking for a dose of thrush

[tiktok]

Great typos, LordProf.....😂😂😂

[BlessedBeTheFruitCake]

I'd have to take turns covering either the left or right flap both wouldn't fit in

[halfwitpicker]

They'll be 3 4 2 before you know it

[SapphireFire]

Absolutely horrendous but I'm glad they've designed it otherwise I wouldn't be laughing as much as I am.

"Split, dangly pair of bollocks" anyone?

Literally crying with laughter. My baby is looking at me strangely!

[ChairmanMiaow123]

The ‘treat yourself babe’ thing annoys me just as much as the daft bodysuit.

I’d like to know what the original photo looked like; before the photoshop, i mean.

[DrinkFeckArseGirls]

Front thong 😂

[Sexnotgender]

Thank you 😊

[LordProfFekkoThePenguinPhD]

Congratulations on the baby!

[LordProfFekkoThePenguinPhD]

Every so and often my news thread runs ‘news’ stories of women who have bought something off a trendy online store after seeing a teensy model looking ‘stunning’ (well that’s always debatable) and what the actual item looks like on. Usually it’s the size of a teabag with the sex appeal of a balaclava.

I find them funny. Especially the sad horse faced photos of women with their £3.99 ‘Kim khardasian’ style (almost) dress with their ease anfing out the back and books dangling out the sides.

[Sexnotgender]

That’s utterly rancid

This thread is hilarious though, I had a baby yesterday and trying not to laugh as it really hurts!! Shouldn’t have opened this thread...

[LordProfFekkoThePenguinPhD]

Argh my eyes! I don’t want to c&p because it may be asome kind of decency offence... do feel free to google ASOS BUM-FLASHING 'LEG HARNESS‘ 🙈

[NoParticularPattern]

When I say “great if you’re intending on standing completely still” what I actually mean is “fucking diabolical but at least you won’t cheese wire your own clitoris off”

LordProf I think I’ve seen the one you mean. I believe the words “hedgehog trapped under a floorboard” were used 😂

[LordProfFekkoThePenguinPhD]

Painful! I saw one today on twitter - wish I’d taken a screenshot - what looked like an old fashioned stocking belt that seemed to be holding up 2 black armbands. Must go off for a look...

[NoParticularPattern]

Why is a front thong even a thing?! I mean it’s great if you’re intending on standing completely still whilst wearing it, but one stride too many and that’s a whole new level of flossing. Jesus

[BikeRunSki]

You really would t want that to be at all too short would you?

[BrilliantDarling]

They do lovely swimwear too, great for when you're going on a family holiday

[Extravagant]

@thegreatbeyond that made me spit out my tea!