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To think this is the most bizarre item of clothing?

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TrixieFranklin · 03/02/2019 14:29

It popped up as an AD on my Facebook. I understand the body suit trends but surely this would result in being split entirely in two, or the worlds worst front wedgie Blush

To think this is the most bizarre item of clothing?
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Juells · 06/02/2019 13:48

Afraid to click on any of those links for fear of what will pop up in future ads Grin

'anal ball' how desperate to avoid vpl would you need to be? Is the whole dress thrown away after one use? Yuckity yuckity yuck.

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KristyKo97 · 06/02/2019 13:47

@RoboticSealpup

I am not kidding anybody. I just meant that quick and a bit naive photoshopping is perhaps not the best way to present a product.

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HelloDarlin · 06/02/2019 13:44

I’m having nightmares about Oscar Starlets & Super Models and their anal dress anchors... Yikes, if true!

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RoboticSealpup · 06/02/2019 13:38

Look into their regular collections like Vienna or Kyoto.

You're fucking kidding me, right?

www.bracli.com/images/productos/569/vienna-g-string-front.jpg

www.bracli.com/images/productos/504/kyoto-g-string-front3839.jpg

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BigFatBloomers · 06/02/2019 12:15

This, from the PS-Ling blog:
Every day is a school day!
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Do you consider the T-Front thong bodysuits too controversial? If so, then you should know that some luxurious dresses use in-sewn back-less bodysuits with an anal ball. The exclusive and extravagant dresses with high gaps in the front and a deep cut in the back, make impossible to wear any underwear underneath, excluding also C-string panties or adhesive panties. These bodysuits have a narrow strip of cloth passing through the crotch, ending with a ball, which the wearer inserts into herself. Comfortable, huh?^

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KristyKo97 · 06/02/2019 11:41

@RoboticSealpup

No :) I never tried that. That seems too much to me. Look into their regular collections like Vienna or Kyoto.

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RoboticSealpup · 06/02/2019 11:36

What I really dislike about the Bohoo picture is the way how Photoshop has been used.

I don't think they're allowed to show genitals on a shopping site. And I don't think anybody would buy it if they saw what it actually looks like on.

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RoboticSealpup · 06/02/2019 11:34

@KristyKo97 is this bracli thing also something "you get used to easily"? Because the website is pretty clear that it's for sexual stimulation.

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userschmoozer · 06/02/2019 11:29

TrixieFranklin Thats just stupid! If its meant to be worn under jeans it could just as easily be comfy pants.

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RoboticSealpup · 06/02/2019 11:25

Oh, don't you know Bracli, PS-Ling or Bongo

No. Are those other brands of vulva-floss?

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HelloDarlin · 06/02/2019 11:20

Yes, that’s the look TF! Brrrrr...
sips tea, on sofa, in ancient fleece, PJ bottoms & Ugg boots

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LordProfFekkoThePenguinPhD · 06/02/2019 11:18

Oh yes that’s super. Makes sense now 😳

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TrixieFranklin · 06/02/2019 10:59

@HelloDarlin yes I think it's meant to be worn like this..

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HelloDarlin · 06/02/2019 10:38

Someone mentioned high-waisted jeans. The look is to wear low-waisted & have the top part sticking out of your waistband so your hips show. Like a front version of the thong whale tail of early noughties fame. Saw it on a sleb only yesterday, Ariana Grande / Towie Chick / Love Islander or someone like that...

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KristyKo97 · 06/02/2019 10:31

@RoboticSealpup

Oh, don't you know Bracli, PS-Ling or Bongo (okok Bongo is gone perhaps). What I really dislike about the Bohoo picture is the way how Photoshop has been used. There are other ways how to present T-front underwear in a modest way I guess.

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Angelicinnocent · 06/02/2019 10:27

@omgineed Grin not sure even spanx could prevent that wedgie

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Omgineedanamechange · 06/02/2019 10:18

It’ll be fine with a pair of Spanx underneath

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RoboticSealpup · 06/02/2019 10:12

@KristyKo97

Oh, just a regular old T-front. That's alright then. I mean, we all have one of those at home!

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CoraPirbright · 06/02/2019 09:51

Good grief just looking at that gives me cystitis!

But...but....everything would just hang out!! I would give myself a round of applause if I stood in a high wind!!

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DrinkFeckArseGirls · 06/02/2019 09:26

How do tou get out discharge stain out of the gusste if it’s been rubbed in all day?

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OhDearHowSadNeverMind · 06/02/2019 07:57

That would actually make my fanny look like a split dangly pair of bollocks

Christ! I just choked on my delicate piece of cantaloupe melon at that! Still red in the face and bulging of eye!

Grin

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YoThePussy · 06/02/2019 06:12

OP, gawd I wish I hadn’t clicked on that picture. That abomination is so not on my shopping list. Give me some Bridget Jones drawers any day.

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PregnantSea · 06/02/2019 05:55

Is it some sort of sex thing that I'm not cool enough to understand?

I don't get it. What's it for? Surely it's painful!

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Peaowl · 06/02/2019 05:35

I think its a "ruched front, thong, bodysuit", not a "ruched, front thong, bodysuit"... 😏

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KristyKo97 · 06/02/2019 04:08

It is obviously just a badly photoshopped T-front bodysuit.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T-front
If properly sized, one gets used to it easily. No irritation, no stimulation though Smile

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