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To think this is the most bizarre item of clothing?

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TrixieFranklin · 03/02/2019 14:29

It popped up as an AD on my Facebook. I understand the body suit trends but surely this would result in being split entirely in two, or the worlds worst front wedgie Blush

To think this is the most bizarre item of clothing?
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Bearlover16 · 06/02/2019 18:29

It's been photoshopped to fuck.

Like WHERE IS HER VAGINA?

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BaronessBomburst · 06/02/2019 18:28

Hang on, so I should keep my clothing in place by stuffing it up my bum..... Shock

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LordProfFekkoThePenguinPhD · 06/02/2019 18:27

Could you sit down without doing yourself an internal injury?

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cushioncovers · 06/02/2019 18:27

My foof would swallow that whole.

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Thishatisnotmine · 06/02/2019 18:26

Do you think the models drew straws for that one?

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ToftyAC · 06/02/2019 18:26

Fucking hell! Cheese wire a go-go!

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Threewheeler1 · 06/02/2019 18:23

anal ball
You called?

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Threewheeler1 · 06/02/2019 18:22

Grin Classy.
Some other thoughts...
Is it just a big bra and she's wearing it wrong?
I think it'd resemble roadkill if I put that on.
I wonder if they take returns...Envy
I could recreate this look for free with a t shirt and sanitary belt.

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Mummyoflittledragon · 06/02/2019 18:16

I forgot to ask if it came in a size 18.

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LordProfFekkoThePenguinPhD · 06/02/2019 18:15

I’d say the wearers of the dress would be easily identifiable by their facial expression 😳😖😣🥺😫

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Mummyoflittledragon · 06/02/2019 18:15

Hmm I’m needing some new undies. What a dilemma. M&S full briefs or this number. No no I really can’t maybe up my mind. It looks soooo good in blue with jeans!

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GabsAlot · 06/02/2019 18:15

anal what?

i woldnt have been seen dead in that even when i was slim

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SoupDragon · 06/02/2019 18:09

some luxurious dresses use in-sewn back-less bodysuits with an anal ball

The only thing I have to say is "WTF"?

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Yogafanatic · 06/02/2019 18:03

@userschmoozer
Hilarious made me laugh so much

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kerrynov7 · 06/02/2019 18:00

userschmoozer

This.
😂

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VelociraptorRex · 06/02/2019 17:56

I'm so glad I clicked on this thread, what an education it's been Grin I will not be showing DP, he might get... Ideas...

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Vanna73 · 06/02/2019 17:37

It also implies you are waxed to high heaven (pubic hair - what's that?!)
And that your fanny is surgically trimmed as well as omitting no ahem, juices! Offensive on so many levels to normal women's bodies.

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Shodan · 06/02/2019 17:37

//www.ps-ling.com/p/t-front-bodysuit2/
I love that this is being advertised as being great for exercise. Grin Not the kind of exercise I do, chutney (karate) A few sumo stances and a couple of kicks later and you'd need a crochet hook to get that out of my unmentionables.


which reminds me...My XH actually bought me something not too far removed from these delightful items, only less modest up top, claiming that he thought I could wear them(it?) for training. It had Velcro fastening at the crotch.


Now imagine, if you will, a couple of hours stretching/kicking/squatting, in a heavyweight cotton gi, followed by the removal of that kind of undergarment Grin

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Plunger · 06/02/2019 17:27

Designed by a man obviously. Enough said

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LordProfFekkoThePenguinPhD · 06/02/2019 17:03

Anal Ball - is that a social event, like a fancy party?

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AryaStarkWolf · 06/02/2019 15:18

I'm sure it's really comfy, just like your imaginary six inch spiky platform heels and practical peep-hole bra!

Grin

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RoboticSealpup · 06/02/2019 14:53

@KristyKo97 I'm sure it's really comfy, just like your imaginary six inch spiky platform heels and practical peep-hole bra!

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YouCantTourniquetTheTaint · 06/02/2019 14:34

I'd have a growler like Moses parting the sea Shock

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KristyKo97 · 06/02/2019 14:22

@RoboticSealpup

Thanks. I actually do not know how about Bracli, and do not want to discuss my personal preferences, but this one is really comfortable:
www.ps-ling.com/p/t-front-bodysuit2/
Judging it without personal experience is like judging thongs based on experimenting with wedged bikini bottom.

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RoboticSealpup · 06/02/2019 14:02

@KristyKo97

That's not what I'm referring to and you know it. But I'm not going to take the bait this time. Enjoy your comfortable, normal genital-floss!

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