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Think if I hear another water bottle land on the floor I will explode

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Cryifiwantto · 26/11/2016 19:20

Whoever invented that water bottle throwing thing needs to be shut in a room with 100 children doing it over. And. Over. Again

Losing it

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BastardGoDarkly · 27/11/2016 13:18

Yup, DS came home with soaking books in his bag, and a cracked water bottle, 'I wasn't flipping it Mum?! I wasn't!!'

Still, it wasn't a telly Flowers

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ParadiseCity · 27/11/2016 13:10

I thought DS had finished with bottle flipping then he took up with the pritt stick Sad

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whyohwhy000 · 27/11/2016 13:09

Our council have banned bottle flipping throughout the whole city and suggested that students who do bottle flip get a 1 hour after school detention.

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Keeptrudging · 27/11/2016 13:05

Love the story with the 'nose dab' - this would be my class, I feel your pain!

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Leslieknope45 · 27/11/2016 13:03

Flipping the glue sticks!! The noise gives me the rage!!!! And then they whinge because 'miss this glue stick is hairy'

Yes no shit because it's been rolling all over the floor.

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Temporaryname137 · 27/11/2016 12:58

I don't understand, what is this thing? They just chuck the bottle at the floor and hope it lands on its arse? That sounds ridiculous and very very annoying.

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Alligatorpie · 27/11/2016 12:55

I live in a small town in Thailand and my students flip water bottles and dab. Thank God they haven't moved on to glue sticks and pencil cases...yet! Drives me insane.

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FranKubelik · 27/11/2016 12:52

I'm not bothered by it - at least it's distracted them from the 'killer clowns' craze.

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Gileswithachainsaw · 27/11/2016 12:52

That's it Confused

What's so exciting about doing that?

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nurseinwonderland · 27/11/2016 12:46

This is dabbing Confused

Think if I hear another water bottle land on the floor I will explode
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nurseinwonderland · 27/11/2016 12:44

Me trying to get ready for a night shift last night.
Stop flipping that bottle.
No, I just told you stop flipping that bottle.
LOOK! didn't you just hear me telling your brother to stop flipping that bottle.

Just asked them what dabbing was, yep my two do it too! Didn't realise it had a name! Our prom photos had them all dabbing. Hmm

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MimsyBorogroves · 27/11/2016 12:40

I actually BEGGED my Y7s to start on the mannequins instead of the water. Sick of catching bottles mid flip and putting them into the bin.

And then the lesson where we read a bit of a book where a character dabbed his nose with a tissue. Year 8s yelling "DAB!" and inventing a "nose dab" for 5 minutes before getting control of themselves.

Bastards. Bring back spokey-dokeys.

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Gileswithachainsaw · 27/11/2016 12:31

Wtf is dabbing Hmm

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Keeptrudging · 27/11/2016 12:30

I'm evil and water bottles have to stay beside the sink. They then flip pencil cases (confiscated), books, pencil pots, glue sticks, stools, anything they can lay their hands on. I can't wait for them to move on to the mannequin challenge!!!

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PacificDogwod · 27/11/2016 12:29

Is that in a plastic bottle, Cry?

DS3 just tried it with the remote control - the lid came off, the batteries fell out and he was all surprised innocence that I was vaguely annoyed because I 'had never told him not to flip the TV remote' Hmm

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Cryifiwantto · 27/11/2016 12:18

You poor poor teachers! Here have a bottle of 🍾

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pieceofpurplesky · 27/11/2016 11:12

Yes Jefferson the landing on ledges! I am on the first floor and one hit my window the other day!
Then I come home and DS has got his Grandad doing it!

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AwaywiththePixies27 · 27/11/2016 10:55

I have no idea what the dabbing is. DD had tried to explain it to me numerous times but she still looks at me and declares me old instead. Wink cancelling Christmas

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AwaywiththePixies27 · 27/11/2016 10:53

Boundaries Grin

Yes, DCs drove me buts recently with it on a rainy day spent inside.

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PacificDogwod · 27/11/2016 09:53

I have NO idea what dabbing is. Has it reached Scotland yet?

OMG, yes, demented!
DS2(8) is the DabMaster in this house Hmm

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BoneyBackJefferson · 27/11/2016 09:33

pieceofpurplesky

I can honestly say that I have never had a go at this :)

We are at the stage where they are trying to land bottles on lights and high up ledges.

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ChinchillaFur · 27/11/2016 09:29

I have one particular Yr8 class that do this - it drives me insane!

Started with water bottles - confiscated those
Went on to glue sticks - put those away
Then moved on to little lidded pots of sulfur, iron filings etc for my experiment! Shock

I DID get very cross then, and may have said something along the lines of anybody flips anything else now and you will have detention, and I don't care WHO it is!

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pieceofpurplesky · 27/11/2016 09:16

Another teacher. It is really irritating and he move to pritt sticks and pencil cases.
Bet you have all had a go though!

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dementedma · 27/11/2016 09:08

I have NO idea what dabbing is. Has it reached Scotland yet?

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FromIbizaToTheNorfolkBroads · 27/11/2016 08:44

Teenage DD taught me how to dab just to annoy her pre-teen dabbing brother.

Believe me when your mum starts doing something like dabbing it's no longer cool Grin

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