to ask you what untraceable items I can send to my annoying boss?

[DrSeuss]

OK, so I'll almost certainly never do it but it cheers me up to dream!
My boss was an Olympic torch bearer. I know because she NEVER mentions it!
My boss has awards on a shelf in her office. I finally got close enough to them to see that they are all ten years plus old!
My boss knows everything. About everything. And everyone else knows nothing.
My boss is a supercilious, actually not that bright knobber who needs sorting.
I like this.
www.ruindays.com/collections/all/products/spring-loaded-glitter-bomb
Like I said, I'll probably never do it but I'd enjoy any suggestions!

[wasonthelist]

Could you by some ancient trophies off ebay and then hide them on her trophy shelf. Keep adding them one at a time. See if she ever notices.

Slightly o/t - My Sis decluttered her house to the pub slowly - they had those shelves of random clutter that she kept adding to - boss's trophy shelf seems a candidate....

[DrSeuss]

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Personalised-Engraved-Comic-Poo-Turd-Doo-Doo-Award-Trophy-Free-Engraving-/371531507623?hash=item568100e7a7:g:MDsAAOSwoydWlltB

[Ememem84]

If she has a bookshelf re order her books.

Sign her up for a reality to show. Fill in forms for bake off the jump etc...