OK, so I'll almost certainly never do it but it cheers me up to dream!
My boss was an Olympic torch bearer. I know because she NEVER mentions it!
My boss has awards on a shelf in her office. I finally got close enough to them to see that they are all ten years plus old!
My boss knows everything. About everything. And everyone else knows nothing.
My boss is a supercilious, actually not that bright knobber who needs sorting.
I like this.
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Like I said, I'll probably never do it but I'd enjoy any suggestions!