there is a tree in the garden looking at me funny

[Owllady]

It has wide eyes and a shocked mouth
Tosser
I'm not bu

[liz70]

"I'm boled over by the puns on this thread."

Same here. I bough to members' ingenuity - it leaves me howling with mirth. Some of yew are born comediennes/ans.

[Owllady]

Or just barking
It doesn't have a face in the day, only at night when light is coming through it

[EmpressOfTheVulvaCupcakes]

Of course the OP might just be barking up the wrong tree.

[Toadinthehole]

I'm boled over by the puns on this thread.

[hiddenhome2]

Trees have feelings too 🌳

[SpellBookandCandle]

Trees can have personalities. I have a very flirty lilac bush.

[BoxofSnails]

Prickly types - always taking umbrage at the leaf-st opportunity. Berry unreasonable.

I'd get the shears out. Show it who's boss. Just wave them casually if it looks your way. 🌲🎄

[Wagglebees]

Elephant I was checking on the opening poster. After your post I suddenly thought we better ask. I'm glad your experience was a brief weird thing and nothing ongoing. Our brains can do strange things.

[Witchend]

Green Noah, Demon tree
Evil fingers, can't catch me

[elephantoverthehill]

thanks Wagglebees I am fine. He is 13 now but it was a very weird experience. I think it was close PN depression but it only lasted for about 2 hours.

[QuintShhhhhh]

Is it George Bush?

Or Donald Trunk?

The first is just stupid, the second is evil, I would hide.

[Wagglebees]

Elephant oo-er 😨 That's a bit Alice in Wonderland trippy.

(Just in case, OP you are alright aren't you?)

[elephantoverthehill]

I am not joking about this but the night after I had DS2 I honestly thought some pansies were laughing at me. It was the weirdest thing ever.

[liz70]

Don't tie yourself up in knots about this, OP. I'm sure you'll soon get to the root of the problem. It sounds like it's best nipped in the bud ASAP, else it'll run rings around you.

[Gruntfuttock]

OP, how is this whole thing not your fault? You complain "there is a tree in the garden looking at me funny" well for goodness' sake woman, put your funny away and the then tree can't look at it! Can it? It's hardly tree surgery!
Tsk!

[Toadinthehole]

But on the other hand it might be feeling a little green.

[MsAdorabelleDearheartVonLipwig]

Perhaps it's put on weight because it's eaten someone? I should be very careful if I were you.

[PotOfYoghurt]

Now, now. Don't go planting ideas in her head.

[UnGoogleable]

Watch out with this wind OP, it might start throwing things at your house!

[Toadinthehole]

Perhaps it's the Special Branch.

[Choughed]

Maybe log it with the police? Or wood that be unreasonable?

[AliceScarlett]

Is it horney? bahaha.

[lorelei9]

I'm picturing this
tobitoro.deviantart.com/art/spooky-trees-with-faces-165306399

I think you should ask why it is so upset.

[PotOfYoghurt]

Just leave it alone will you?

[OhJustGetOnWithIt]

Go out all nonchalant like and light a match near it. Show it who's boss.