To make OH return this penis shaped teacher gift?

[BerniceBroadside]

OH and small child were let loose in paperchase to purchase a gift for a teacher. Can't go wrong with stationery, I thought. Oh yes you bloody can!

OH swears he didn't realise that the mushroom(?) was phallic shaped.

www.paperchase.co.uk/sticky-tabs-happy-veggies.html

To be honest I don't blame him for not wanting to swap them. So he can take them to bloody work instead. How do you like them apples, Mr Broadside?

[HRHLadyFarquhar]

Yes, I saw the one you made earlier.

I'm determined to get to the bottom of the barrel before you though.

[CorporationPop]

I think they're cute

[HRHLadyFarquhar]

I think apples go well with mushrooms.

Don't you?

[Fatmomma99]

clutches purls, feels square

I didn't think they looked dirty at all.

sad.... Goes away hoping for more sex soon to remind her what it's about

[Kamden]

Pumpkin

[londonrach]

(Sniggers). Wasnt there a mntter will accidently gave her used pants to a male teacher. Id love to know the strangest teacher present given. My mum was lucky if she got one box of chocolates when she taught but she used to get loads of thank you cards and drawings.

[KittyandTeal]

Please give them to the teacher, preferably with a wink.

I'm a teacher and my tas and I would find endless hilarious uses for these.

[BathtimeFunkster]

Even the moustachioed aubergine can tell that's an ejaculating penis beside him.

You can tell by his bemused and slightly disgusted face.

It would be most unfair to deny the teacher that gift.

[Spartans]

Dds teacher would love that! Hilarious

[DoreenLethal]

That's not a mushroom. That is an onion what is crying.

Heartless bastards.

[londonrach]

Now out of stock i notice!!!

[ollieplimsoles]

If I opened that and a sweet little boy had just given it to me. My first thought would be 'shit they look like wangs...'

[grumpysquash]

I think it's supposed to be an onion not a mushroom, from the description. Not that it helps. BTW I do think it looks like a penis too and wouldn't send it in, unless you're sure the teacher has a great sense of humour

[BBQsAreSooooOverrated]

The teacher will love them!

[BathtimeFunkster]

Even knowing it's meant to be a weeping onion doesn't stop me seeing a wang.

The strawberry one also has a slightly wangy appearance.

But you'd be worried about that wang.

[ValancyJane]

I'm a teacher, this would crack me up!!

I would save the mushroom tabs for very important documents required by SLT

[Topseyt]

Send it in. You have to. That will cause great hilarity in otherwise dull staff meetings.

[nailsathome]

Another teacher here and I think they're marvellous

[SummerHouse]

If that strawberry really is a tomato he needs some urgent medical attention.

[DoreenLethal]

Even knowing it's meant to be a weeping onion doesn't stop me seeing a wang

A knob with the weepy fragrance of onions. What's not to like?

[SophiePendragon]

Yep send him back. You can't give that to a teacher.

[SophiePendragon]

I mean I would look at that and just cry with laughter and probably upset the child that just handed it to me.

[FeelingSmurfy]

Think this is one of those things that seem perfectly innocent until someone points it out and then that is ALL you can see!!

[LMGTFY]

Turn the aubergine upside down! Reminds me of my ex, bless him!

[ChristmasZombie]

Please give them to the teacher!