grey geese absolutely. As a single woman presenting with abdo pain I had every STD screen going and when they couldn't find anything gynaecologically wrong they decided I was just unhinged. I told them the pain was colicky and was presumably coming from my bowel and the muppets decided it was "referred pain" without even checking. Kind of a shame it was a massive fucking tumour.
If the NHS is so great why has nobody else copied it? It's cheap (ergo efficient) but I doubt the French, Swiss or Germans would want to swap.