about my husband's snoring?????

[NoTeaForMe]

He won't stop fucking snoring! I have moved him, told him to stop (I know this doesn't work, but neither does anything else) , shaken him, woken him. I've ran out of options so now I have moved to sleep in the spare room...I haven't told him and I have left the monitor with him!

What I would like to do is stab him in the throat, AIBU?!

[lubeybooby]

NoTeaForMe Nope I don't have a partner which is why I haven't tried - I will do if I ever have any male in my bed regularly though. I was tempted to get it the other day but can't justify the cost when I sleep alone 95% of the time.

I have at least got as far as finding out what type of snorer I am though, which turns out to be the annoying type that nothing works for apart from the mouth guard things.

[lubeybooby]

Oh and my DD suffers the same - but she is very healthy and fit with a bmi of 22 so it's not always weight related too. Damned bastard thing to sort out it is.

[FatimaLovesBread]

Rinders Sorry for your loss

[ladygoldenlion]

Rinders I am sorry for your loss too but it may be best to hide this thread instead of having it deleted as it is a lighthearted thread.

[Cozy9]

Buy some lazer lite earplugs from ebay.

[CheerMum]

I have trained my Dh, when he snores I kick him. If he stops then that is okay. But if he keeps snoring then I keep kicking. It took a while but now he dutifully turns over in his sleep and that solves the problem.
He doesn't ever mention the fact that I also snore, he's not that stupid ( double standards I know)

[NoTeaForMe]

I'm really sorry for your loss Rinder , I certainly didn't write the thread title thinking it would upset anyone. It is quite clearly lighthearted and I hope MNHQ can see that.

I can't sleep with earplugs, but also wouldn't hear our toddler if she woke and we're due another baby in May do earplugs wouldn't be practical then either!

[NoTeaForMe]

Everlong the thread was just about to slip off the first page and then basically hidden! That's presuming if Rinder hasn't already hidden it away.

[OliviaMumsnet]

Hi there
We have changed the thread for this, trust that's okay by all
Thanks
MNHQ

[amg8329]

Some things your partner could use to stop that annoying snoring:

• Sleep sideways
  
• Lose weight
  
• No alcohol and no tranquilizers
  
• Allergies influence snoring. Check if there is an allergy, and make them take a antihystaminic before going to bed.
  
• Use mouth guards (I've read this one before)
  
• Smoking causes snoring, too, as it damages the respiratory system.
  
• Keep your bedroom air moist, as dry air affects the airways causing snoring
  
• Elevating head 4 inches helps, too, as it helps to breath easier
  
• In times, taking some honey before sleep will help, as it softens throat.
  

Source:
internetstuffblog.info/dont-let-snoring-ruin-your-life
(There were a few things I didn't ever think about before which are very handy to deal with this cursed thing)

I hope these tips provide some relief to your problem. :)

[amg8329]

Sorry for your loss, Rindercella. :(

[Alisvolatpropiis]

Snoring causes a deeply burning irrational anger that makes me consider whether 10 years to life in prison is a valid option if I could just get some bloody sleep.

So no,YANBU.

[Alisvolatpropiis]

Just read whole thread, so sorry for your loss Rindercella. Hope you are doing okay,under the circumstances. :(