To tweet Gary Barlow and tell him...

[BrigitBigKnickers]

.. the word is PERformance not PREformance.

I love him but it drives me nuts.

It really is unaseptable!

Tell him to pay his tax while you're at it.

Tess says it wrong and once you notice it you cant stop noticing it, it is more of a cooples!!

I cant say a few words shoulder & binoclears are just two of them

Boring Gaz gives me the creeps. Hypocrite!

My mother says "readycool" in place of ridicule! Maddness i tell you!

Tess has a Northern accent, that's why it sounds a bit like cooples. It isn;t wrong. And Darcey only said 'yeah' all the time the first week. SHe's stopped now.
Just saying.

My oh says, "chimley" instead of chimney. I've just had to retype that, even autocorrect knows it.

I struggle to say "asked". It tries to come out as axed/aksed

Exp couldn't say Woolworths. It came out a wulvers.

Itbis one of the reasons he is an ex.

Ds came say pillows or marshmallows. Pellows and mashmellows.

My sister says onder instead of under. Ds says eyebrowns and pronounces eight like ain't. Me bloody mum is worst though she says around a sound instead of surround sound it does my head in!!!

My mum says 'my face' instead of Facebook. I usually close my eyes and count to three before carrying on with the conversation.

I cant say gallery it comes out garelly

And celery is cerelly. I have to really concentrate to say them properly.

I also can't pronounce griffiths, I work on a phone so if I get a mr/mrs griffiths they become sir/madam, no amount of concentration helps with that one, I don't even pronounce if wrong i just say griffthfsss like I'm drunk so now I don't bother.

Argh, my dh says 'dressing gownd' and 'drownded' instead of 'dressing gown' and drowned' - his mum does the same, and it drives me insane!!!!!!!!!!

This will out me if my sister is on here (hi sis!) but DH is driving me WILD right now with his insistence on pronouncing the G in Gnomeo and Juliet!

Can you please tweet Darcy and ask her to JUST STOP TAlKING.

DH says heighth instead of height, and veercule instead of vehicle. I've given up.