Men,Erections and swimming lessons

[RitaBix]

I have been going to swimming lessons with ds for 8 weeks. We have one man in the group who stands at the end of the line and I stand next to him (being quite tall I like to stand in the deeper water) We say hello and do small talk
Three weeks ago I notice on getting out he has an erection I get a bit flustered and give him a smile and I am sure he saw me looking at it
Yesterday he had an erection as well
AIBU to be a little spooked out by this?
DH says sometimes they have a mind of their own and being in a pool with 7 women might just bring it to life

[Butterbur]

I would've looked. I wouldn't have been able to not look. Cock watching is one of life's little (in some cases) pleasures. A stiffie would be a bonus.

[FlamingJamie]

Don't sharks also bugger off when hit on the head by a spoon? Kill two birds with one stone , as it were

[StealthPolarBear]

I think this thread proves that most men will take any opportunity to talk about their penises :o

[Changing2011]

ROFL Privet Dancer!

[SpringHeeledJack]

I take a spork everywhere, just in case

[smug]

[Nesbo]

I can imagine designer codpieces. I wonder if Fendi would call theirs the "baguette"?

[MooMooFarm]

How about a cold candlestick? Am trying to think of things within arms reach when I'm woken with a sly poke at 3 in the morning.

[PrivetDancer]

I am concerned about what might happen next time.

OP will be crouched down, peering for signs of tumescence, the poor chap will be anxiously trying to sneak out with out anyone noticing, as he tries to squeeze past, he slips, and his cock ends up in her mouth.

Or maybe he'll make his wife go next week.

[BristolJim]

I thinkif anyone started bashing my tip with a spoon it would do the trick - cold or not.

[Changing2011]

but what about Princess Anne in a thong bikini hmmmmm?

[MooMooFarm]

Does it have to be a spoon? Do other items of cutlery work?

[FlamingJamie]

[Snorbs]

I've heard that hitting the offending member on the tip with a cold spoon can be quite effective at triggering detumescence.

Thinking about Princess Anne does the trick for me.

[Moodykat]

Absolutely loving this thread and responses! Very funny indeed! I'm not sure if codpieces will ever catch on again though - not sure they would look half as stylish with jeans - or even swimming shorts!

[MissMcGeek]

I do wonder if the op has her cleavage on show in a low cut swimming suit?? there has been no mention of what she might have been showing off.

I also LOVE how she has subtly assumed his erection is all about her and couldn't be any of the other women in the place giving him a thrill....

[Abcinthia]

I love the idea of men wearing codpieces Nesbo

[FlamingJamie]

Maybe men should wear cricket boxes in the pool?

[Nesbo]

Fashion needs to bring back the codpiece. Protection and disguise all in one, it can pop up and down all day safe in the comfort and security of its own home without scaring the horses (or in this case, fellow bathers).

[QuintessentialShadows]

RitaBix Thu 07-Apr-11 11:22:22
Some things are like roadkill and cannot helped looked at


You mean like Cleavage and men looking?

[SpringHeeledJack]

bet they all shake their heads as you pass. 'I don't know how she bears it, him with that giant knob.' 'Ooh, I know, dear. The poor love'

[systemsaddict]

I am weeping with laughter at my desk here.

[FlamingJamie]

I think BristolJim's post sounds sensible.

I must ask DH about this though - and with two boys to bring up, I think I need to learn more about the male anatomy

[ShowOfHands]

To show off? Isn't my penis. I'm known locally as the poor woman married to that man.

[MIFLAW]

alistair

Never smile at a cock-o-dile

[Saltatrix]

I'm sure many of you wonder why men keep adjusting themselves in public, well secrets out it's because they have erections they don't want people to see. So when you see a man adjust himself give him a nod of approval he is doing society a favour.