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What does the Tooth Fairy want children's teeth FOR?

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Trills · 05/12/2018 08:33

I can only think of nightmarish answers.

Does she eat them?

Does she build a castle out of them?

Is it because if a witch gets a part of your body the witch can curse you, and the tooth fairy's job is to keep you safe from that?

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octoberbaby2010 · 08/12/2018 22:33

They go on the fairy's tree we were told as kids and we believed it!! Xxx

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Camsie30 · 08/12/2018 22:47

I've told my daughter that they need the teeth to build their kingdom!!

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Fatted · 08/12/2018 22:52

She gives them to babies that don't have any teeth. Confused Blush

This seemed to work in our house because DH has a baby nephew who miraculously started teething when our eldest lost his first teeth.

Tooth fairy is also friends with the dummy fairy and Santa. She also for some strange reason also recently took our 3YOs night time nappies. I have no idea why my kids buy this shit, but while it still works I'm running with it!!

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Ablemaybel · 09/12/2018 00:32

I was told as a child she uses them to make fairy plates, bowls and cutlery, that's also what I told my children.

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Bubblewrapandwine · 09/12/2018 10:13

Piano keys 🤷🏼‍♀️ In hindsight and readying all of your suggestions fairy dust or castles would have been better

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sleepylittlebunnies · 10/12/2018 00:06

DD6 told me that when her tooth was collected from under her pillow the tooth fairy put it in a baby’s gums. It makes perfect sense to her. She was 10 months before she got her first tooth so presumably there was a dry patch of kids losing their milk teeth.

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IamPickleRick · 10/12/2018 00:11

My DM always said they were for her garden. I tell my kids too. They believe it as do I. I love teeth and those dolls too!

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Rebecca274 · 19/12/2018 02:06

BITCH! That bitch ass "toothfairy" with that god damn shit AINT real!

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Cherries101 · 19/12/2018 02:27

According to my dn the tooth fairy works for Santa and the teeth are taken so he can perform dna analysis on them to decide if they’ve been good or bed.

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