i *think* i have seen a potential Janice dress replacement

[Dogsby]

in phase eight althought its NOT on the website.
Similarly navy jersey. called "cowl dress" and was ( i think) £55.
LONG SLEEVES quiver
low gentle cowl.
short
plain

[Fimbo]

Wtf is a Janice dress. I have hung out in these threads often enough and can't believe I don't know this

[Fimbo]

\link{http://www.phase-eight.co.uk/fcp/product/fashion//Cowl-Jersey-Dress/201467404\this horror????}. Only good if you are Cheryl Cole.

[Dogsby]

YUP
but not in white fgs and its rather loose looking in store

[thestringcheeseincident]

how is the janice with boobs?
looks to be a high neckline.

[Dogsby]

dunno cant rememver
janice quite high was no tittage

[Fimbo]

LOL. But it would so suit you in white. Anyway shall have a badgers in John Lewis as we don't have a standalone Phase Eight.

[Dogsby]

really looks MUCH more elegant in a) navy and B) in rl

[Fimbo]

Is it OMG Janice?

[Dogsby]

yes yes sighs and taps foot

[Fimbo]

I feel undressed without a necklace in some form, but most things would look loike shoite.

[HoneyDuke]

Looks shorter than Janice.

[LynetteScavo]

Janice dress?

As in this Janice? media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhoatjM59d1qdmwnn.jpg

[basingstoke]

It is v v short. But then so is Janice. Phase Eight is for short arses...

[Dogsby]

or good legs?
i find most of it matronlyly long

[MrsCampbellBlack]

I found Janice too long and droopy but like the look of the white one obviously in navy though.

[Dogsby]

i bloody loved the janice.

anyway didnt have time to try, so i FINGERED it lovingly and held up against legs. is anove knee

[Dogsby]

i also minced past a MINT VELVET store - guess what colour it is?

[MrsCampbellBlack]

Bright pink?

[Dogsby]

yup with lava lamps and LOTS of neon clothing

[HoneyDuke]

Sludge? Slurry?

[Dogsby]

Almost. It was grey.

[HoneyDuke]

Surely you mean slate or graphite or mouse or mink?

[Dogsby]

We are good at this gag :)