PLEASE can we have a Royal wedding topic so that those of us who think they are shit

[JaniceSoprano]

dont need to read it please?

[Memoo]

Why, what happens if you read it? Do you go blind?

[Hulababy]

Can't yoi just not read them, or click on ignore

[expatinscotland]

YES, please! Much better than twenty threads about this pair.

[Poledra]

Yes please - keeps it from blocking up active convos.

[JaniceSoprano]

no
therell be SO MANY SHITEY ones itll be as bad as continually blocking twisluts or all the other quiche ones
we need a quiche topic too

[sethstarkaddersmum]

oh yes please, it's only going to get worse between now and The Big Day.

[JaniceSoprano]

the topic can be called

" lets have their heads on spikes"

this is a joke
#twitterjoketrial

[scurryfunge]

Or "the French had the right idea" topic.

[JaniceSoprano]

ooh lets have a competition

[expatinscotland]

I like your topic title, scurry. :o

[Poledra]

How about 'Genetics: regression and inbreeding in an isolated population'?

[anotherbrickinthewall]

yes, please make them easily hideable.

[Eleison]

Yes, please in the name of god a separate topic. Sub-topics within it could include 'The (Austerity-Adjusted) Fairytale Wedding'; Court-Appointed Mistresses; The Fairytale Divorce.

[TheLogLady]

i love a nice wedding. i shall be offering my services as fat, ugly bridesmaid to make the bride look good.

[ConstanceFelicity]

They're going to live in North Wales apparently. I think I shall ask Katie for coffee.

[ChristmasTrulyReigns]

I'll second (or whatever ordinal we're now) the idea.

Can I add a request that the PTBs at Biscuit Towers can reserve the right to shift a thread to it's rightful Topics if some folks accidentally post it in the incorrect topic.

Orf with their heads.

[motherinferior]

Can we have a 'line them up against a wall' topic?

[LaurieScaryCake]

We definitely need their own topic as there will be hundreds of threads about the dress, the bridesmaids dress, the tiara - the whole of mumsnet will just become about it.

I would hide the topic and it would be bliss.

[TheLogLady]

Viva la revolution!

I'd still like to be bridesmaid.

[nymphadora]

Yes please to the topic!

Oh & can we have an ignore button on mobile so i can hide them if you don't.

[lljkk]

Yes please to topic, I am another one who doesn't want to know and would like to hide it all at a stroke.

[2shoes]

and a christmas on
and a fat and thin one

[NightFury]

Please? Pretty please??? I am already feeling nauseated. Thank you in advance, love and kisses, moi.

[CerealOffender]

can't we just ban all teh royalists from mning. or rig up some virus to make their laptops explode in their stupid faces