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he already makes me swoon when he kills HUGE loofahs with his bare finger squished into their bady(I know that we need them and shouldn't kill them but I amd petrified of them)but now I have just found out something he can do that I never knewit is sooo cool!guess what it is
Eating with chopsticks? I found that out about my DH of 7 years (together for 10) about 6 months ago
Eurgh...I hope you don't let that finger anywhere near you.
Can he wiggle his ears?
whats a loofah? I hate these guessing ones
Stand on his head?Ride a motor bike?Speak...ooooh, dunno, Swahili??Is into Tantric Sex??
Line dance?I am totally in love with DH for getting rid of a huuuuuuuuge grasshoper from the bathroom earlier.
Fuck pigs, with flair and a natural elan.
Make an ice cream float?
Turn eyelids inside out?
Can he ride a unicycle?Recite pi to 100 digits?Plaster a wall?Make homemade chocolates?
Blow up a condom over his head?
Blow smoke rings?
Belch the alphabet?
Swallow a goldfish whole?
PMSL bruxeurTie a cherry stalk in a knot with his tongue.A pitch-perfect Barry White impression.Make a fire by rubbing two sticks together.
Why would you need to kill a loofah? Do you not just place it back on the side of the bath after use?
Yes, what the hell is a loofah?
loofah = MN code for MNetters who have a phobia about the 8 legged creatures and can't even bear to see the word written down.
catch flies with chopsticks?chew with mouth closed?
loofah is MN speak for an arachnid. You can't say the s word.
Those loofahs can get uppitty.And if they do, what you really need is a fat-fingered pig-fucking uberlord to deal with them.Yeah, another one here in the "guessing threads are turbo-weak" camp.
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