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I have been married to my dh for nealry ten years and I have just found out something that he can do which is IMO so coooooool

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TrinityRhino · 21/08/2009 20:34

he already makes me swoon when he kills HUGE loofahs with his bare finger squished into their bady
(I know that we need them and shouldn't kill them but I amd petrified of them)

but now I have just found out something he can do that I never knew

it is sooo cool!

guess what it is

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ThePinkOne · 21/08/2009 20:35

Eating with chopsticks? I found that out about my DH of 7 years (together for 10) about 6 months ago

SpawnChorus · 21/08/2009 20:36

Eurgh...I hope you don't let that finger anywhere near you.

Wanderingsheep · 21/08/2009 20:37

Can he wiggle his ears?

Wonderstuff · 21/08/2009 20:37

whats a loofah? I hate these guessing ones

PacificDogwood · 21/08/2009 20:38

Stand on his head?
Ride a motor bike?
Speak...ooooh, dunno, Swahili??
Is into Tantric Sex??

Goober · 21/08/2009 20:39

Armpit farts?

MmeLindt · 21/08/2009 20:39

Line dance?

I am totally in love with DH for getting rid of a huuuuuuuuge grasshoper from the bathroom earlier.

bruxeur · 21/08/2009 20:39

Fuck pigs, with flair and a natural elan.

Goober · 21/08/2009 20:39

Make an ice cream float?

Goober · 21/08/2009 20:40

Turn eyelids inside out?

KirstyJC · 21/08/2009 20:40

Can he ride a unicycle?
Recite pi to 100 digits?
Plaster a wall?
Make homemade chocolates?

Goober · 21/08/2009 20:40

Blow up a condom over his head?

Goober · 21/08/2009 20:41

Blow smoke rings?

QueenEagle · 21/08/2009 20:41

Juggle.

PixiNanny · 21/08/2009 20:41

loofah?

Wanderingsheep · 21/08/2009 20:41

Belch the alphabet?

Goober · 21/08/2009 20:41

Swallow a goldfish whole?

ExtraFancy · 21/08/2009 20:41

PMSL bruxeur

Tie a cherry stalk in a knot with his tongue.

A pitch-perfect Barry White impression.

Make a fire by rubbing two sticks together.

myredcardigan · 21/08/2009 20:41

Why would you need to kill a loofah? Do you not just place it back on the side of the bath after use?

Wanderingsheep · 21/08/2009 20:42

Yes, what the hell is a loofah?

MmeLindt · 21/08/2009 20:43

loofah = MN code for MNetters who have a phobia about the 8 legged creatures and can't even bear to see the word written down.

differentDM · 21/08/2009 20:43

catch flies with chopsticks?

chew with mouth closed?

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UpsideDownBackToFront · 21/08/2009 20:43

loofah is MN speak for an arachnid. You can't say the s word.

bruxeur · 21/08/2009 20:44

Those loofahs can get uppitty.

And if they do, what you really need is a fat-fingered pig-fucking uberlord to deal with them.

Yeah, another one here in the "guessing threads are turbo-weak" camp.

4andnotout · 21/08/2009 20:45

Put the toilet seat down?

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