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I have been married to my dh for nealry ten years and I have just found out something that he can do which is IMO so coooooool

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TrinityRhino Fri 21-Aug-09 20:34:17

he already makes me swoon when he kills HUGE loofahs with his bare finger squished into their bady
(I know that we need them and shouldn't kill them but I amd petrified of them)

but now I have just found out something he can do that I never knew

it is sooo cool!

guess what it is

ThePinkOne Fri 21-Aug-09 20:35:20

Eating with chopsticks? I found that out about my DH of 7 years (together for 10) about 6 months ago grin

SpawnChorus Fri 21-Aug-09 20:36:32

Eurgh...I hope you don't let that finger anywhere near you.

Wanderingsheep Fri 21-Aug-09 20:37:11

Can he wiggle his ears?

Wonderstuff Fri 21-Aug-09 20:37:51

whats a loofah? I hate these guessing ones

PacificDogwood Fri 21-Aug-09 20:38:39

Stand on his head?
Ride a motor bike?
Speak...ooooh, dunno, Swahili??
Is into Tantric Sex??

Goober Fri 21-Aug-09 20:39:15

Armpit farts?

MmeLindt Fri 21-Aug-09 20:39:18

Line dance?

I am totally in love with DH for getting rid of a huuuuuuuuge grasshoper from the bathroom earlier.

bruxeur Fri 21-Aug-09 20:39:43

Fuck pigs, with flair and a natural elan.

Goober Fri 21-Aug-09 20:39:44

Make an ice cream float?

Goober Fri 21-Aug-09 20:40:16

Turn eyelids inside out?

KirstyJC Fri 21-Aug-09 20:40:34

Can he ride a unicycle?
Recite pi to 100 digits?
Plaster a wall?
Make homemade chocolates?

Goober Fri 21-Aug-09 20:40:41

Blow up a condom over his head?

Goober Fri 21-Aug-09 20:41:11

Blow smoke rings?

QueenEagle Fri 21-Aug-09 20:41:30


PixiNanny Fri 21-Aug-09 20:41:35


Wanderingsheep Fri 21-Aug-09 20:41:42

Belch the alphabet?

Goober Fri 21-Aug-09 20:41:48

Swallow a goldfish whole?

ExtraFancy Fri 21-Aug-09 20:41:50

PMSL bruxeur

Tie a cherry stalk in a knot with his tongue.

A pitch-perfect Barry White impression.

Make a fire by rubbing two sticks together.

myredcardigan Fri 21-Aug-09 20:41:57

Why would you need to kill a loofah? Do you not just place it back on the side of the bath after use?

Wanderingsheep Fri 21-Aug-09 20:42:38

Yes, what the hell is a loofah?

MmeLindt Fri 21-Aug-09 20:43:13

loofah = MN code for MNetters who have a phobia about the 8 legged creatures and can't even bear to see the word written down.

differentDM Fri 21-Aug-09 20:43:29

catch flies with chopsticks?

chew with mouth closed?

UpsideDownBackToFront Fri 21-Aug-09 20:43:39

loofah is MN speak for an arachnid. You can't say the s word.

bruxeur Fri 21-Aug-09 20:44:15

Those loofahs can get uppitty.

And if they do, what you really need is a fat-fingered pig-fucking uberlord to deal with them.

Yeah, another one here in the "guessing threads are turbo-weak" camp.

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