I want to find the "Pathetic women" thread

[CountessDracula]

It was such fun
dh adn I wwere talking this am about pathetic women

you know the sort
Can't drive on motorways
or in London (there are dragons on the roads you know)
Only drive automatics
Don't know where the stopcock is (or even what a stopcock is)
Won't open the door if dh not in

etc

[Hallgerda]

I used to be a Pathetic Woman who didn't know where the stopcock was. Then I really needed to find out... and discovered we didn't actually have one. Felt a bit less pathetic after that (especially now we've had one put in and I DO know where it is).

I'll add to the list of pathetic attributes:

Can't go anywhere without a friend for moral support.

[Cappuccino]

my mil came to 'help' us paint the kitchen once

had to call fil over to move the stepladder every single time she wanted to get to the next bit

[claricebeansmum]

Wont take car into garage

[GlendaSlagg]

Don't drive at night
Can't reverse
Can't park
Defer to their husbands on every single decision

[niceglasses]

Have to meet you outside the pub.

[GlendaSlagg]

Good one niceglasses!

[iota]

I knew someone who wouldn't go to the gym on her own

[lorca]

won't use a multi-storey car park, won't drive anywhere if she doesn't know the way.

[GlendaSlagg]

Buys things in shops and take them home to see if hubby approves and if not, she takes them back.

[CountessDracula]

Oh yes these are vg

[bossykate]

starts threads slagging off other women on mnet...

[CountessDracula]

lighten up bk

[purpleflower]

I can see myself here

[expatinscotland]

i know where all cocks are .

[fireflyfairy2]

Goes shopping & sees things she likes & then tells her dh about them so he can buy them & surprise her with them

[CountessDracula]

yy all good
but can anyone find teh original thread

This is what I was after...

[FluffyMummy123]

Message withdrawn

[Snaf]

I started to drive on mtorways and in London after that thread

I do think that was my only real Pathetic Woman-ism anyway... I am Hard As Nails now. Honest.

[CountessDracula]

well done!

Wish I could find it, must have been in chat

[Haylstones]

Goes into a pub with you but refuses to go to the bar on her own so either you have to go with her or take the money and go for her (admittedly not seen since student days but possibly because I suddenly stopped frequenting pubs when I left uni).

(I don't know where the stopcock is ) so shpuld maybe stay quiet

[EffiePerine]

When driving:

Askign your DH if you're in the right gear
Getting out of the car so he can reverse for you
Refusing to drive ANYWHERE on your own

[oranges]

oooh i need this. I have NEVER driven in the UK since I passed my test. In LA, Kenya, everywhere else, but not Britain. And I need someone to slap me and tell me to stop being pathetic.

[motherinferior]

I am shamelessly pathetic about driving. I don't like driving. I don't care. Or only slightly.

[FluffyMummy123]

Message withdrawn

[bossykate]

me too! although i am getting better. very, very poor spatial awareness - hence multi-stories etc very nerve wracking.