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Snakes on a Plane - it makes NO sense

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Hassled Sat 13-Jun-15 21:58:49

Anyone watching? Why are there so many snakes?
Why did they escape from an exploding box in the hold below but then get into the main bit from above shagging in the loo couple?
How were shagging couple shagging while she was wearing shorts?
Why didn't they use the dog as bait? Why wasn't the dog in the hold?
Why are they all so useless?

Hassled Sat 13-Jun-15 21:59:32

Why did they fly through the thunderstorm and not above it?

girliefriend Sat 13-Jun-15 22:01:19

Umm because it is a rubbish film grin

Yogasuz Sat 13-Jun-15 22:01:32

There's also a Snakes on a Train movie... Not a sequel or anything but equally as rubbish apparently smile

Hassled Sat 13-Jun-15 22:03:34

Snakes on a Train grin. Brilliant.

ShatnersBassoon Sat 13-Jun-15 22:03:51

Switch your brain off. Thinking will do you no favours when watching that film.

TaliZorahVasNormandy Sat 13-Jun-15 22:04:25

Why are there so many snakes?
Murderer really wanted the plane to crash.

Why did they escape from an exploding box in the hold below but then get into the main bit from above shagging in the loo couple?
It was rigged to blow when they got to a certain altitude. Planes have lots of tubes and tunnels, easy for snake to get to the top of the plane.

How were shagging couple shagging while she was wearing shorts? Maybe she had a feel placed hole.

Why didn't they use the dog as bait? Why wasn't the dog in the hold? One bloke did and who knows.

Why are they all so useless? They just are.

Why did they fly through the thunderstorm and not above it? Pilot error or reducing altitude.

TaliZorahVasNormandy Sat 13-Jun-15 22:05:06

As above, its a shit film.

Hassled Sat 13-Jun-15 22:07:27

Thank you Tali but I have so many other questions my brain might explode grin

Now the snakes are on crack - it's the film that keeps on giving.

TaliZorahVasNormandy Sat 13-Jun-15 22:09:13

The leis were sprayed with a pheromone that attracts the snakes. What you see is snakes that are basically in a sex crazed state. Horny as fuck basically.

Iliveinalighthousewiththeghost Sat 13-Jun-15 22:09:30

I love snakes on a plane. Might watch it later on my now box.
Watching Thursday night question time ATM.
Wooooaaaahhh. The shagging couple bit makes me shudder,
Imagine thinking you're going to get pleasure but you get agony instead.

ginmakesitallok Sat 13-Jun-15 22:11:21

It is undoubtedly the worst film I have ever say through. We recorded it on sky and have since forgotten/lost the pin number to delete it. Thankfully it's the same pin which allows us to watch it.

TaliZorahVasNormandy Sat 13-Jun-15 22:11:59

What about the dude who got bitten on the end of cock while he was having a wee.

Lunastarfish Sat 13-Jun-15 22:12:11

Blasphemy! Snakes on a Plane is the BEST movie ever!!

'Get off my dick!" - how could anyone dislike a film with glorious dialogue like that?!

StillStayingClassySanDiego Sat 13-Jun-15 22:15:23

I loathe it for the shagging scene; a snake bites a boob and a cock <shudders>.

Hate it with a fuckin' passion!

SquirmOfEels Sat 13-Jun-15 22:16:33

Why didn't the humans switch to oxygen masks, and then turn off cabin air supply to suffocate everything else?

Mulligrubs Sat 13-Jun-15 22:17:51

Don't overthink the film, you'll fry your brain!

CatOfTheGreenGlades Sat 13-Jun-15 22:19:19

grin DP watched this film... ON A PLANE.

Most films have ridiculous plot elements, I think when the film is about snakes on a plane you've got to kind of go with the flow. I mean how are snakes are actually transported on planes. They probably wouldn't even be awake.

<disclaimer. Am not an actual snake aviation expert>

Hassled Sat 13-Jun-15 22:22:03

grin at the snake aviation disclaimer. I sort of wish I was one now.
How is co-pilot miraculously alive?

Iliveinalighthousewiththeghost Sat 13-Jun-15 22:22:26

Ha ha. Your dp actually watched snakes on a plane, erm on a plane.
I'm impressed. Could never be that brave.

AuntieStella Sat 13-Jun-15 22:54:06

Is the MNetter CakesOnATrain still around?

ChameleonCircuit Sat 13-Jun-15 22:54:43

Did you notice the buttons on the microwave?

travertine Sat 13-Jun-15 22:59:36

spoiler 'I've had enough of these mother fucking snakes on this motherfucking plane' don't over think things people. I think Sam Jackson needed some easy money.

chairmeoh Sat 13-Jun-15 23:04:08

I watched this with DP on our first ever dirty weekend at the seaside.
Makes me smile every time I see it in the tv listings.

TaliZorahVasNormandy Sat 13-Jun-15 23:09:14

Chris Hemsworth's wife is in that film, what a lucky cow.

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