short people are so annoying

[emptyvessels]

Whining about not being able to get things on high shelves, banging on all the time about trousers not fitting.

Why don't they all just make an effort to grow a bit and stop just complaining about it to their friends?

[snala]

Er.... what?

[scottishmummy]

i agree put the short arses on stock,stretch them to reach the shelf level and take all

dem empty vessels and do some noise exploration

[Rafi]

Aren't empty vessels the ones that are supposed to make most noise? [hmmm]

[Rafi]

or rather

[Lilyloo]

Yes agree em[pty vessels NOT!!

[scottishmummy]

exactlt!we need some noise-content analysis using the i-smell-shite meter

[LynetteScavo]

I find tall people annoying.

I'm 5'6.

[Tidey]

Oooh, thread about a thread? Are you, perchance, shy at all?

[tatt]

buy them some high heels, especially if they are male.

[MrsMattie]

I'm 5"11 and a half (sooo...6 feet then, really). I don't find short people annoying. I find them small, yes. Annoying? No.

[Rafi]

I'm 4'11 and the best part of it is that I ALWAYS have legroom. Unlike the tall people whose legs seem to need two seats' worth of space on buses.

As for high shelves, I've been known to climb on the freezer in Sainsbury's before if no-one's around to reach something down for me.

[MrsMattie]

Small men can be quite annoying of you're a tall female. But that's a whole other story.

[scottishmummy]

if you are a short arse buy some vertiginous fuck me shoes

job done

[TheCrackFox]

They could, at the very least, use stilts at all times. Would save us from having to listening to whinging all day.

[QOD]

women of 5ft 4 help me in shops
LOL

I am 5ft and 3/4 inch

[emptyvessels]

I'M NOT SHY WOT MAKES U FINK I'M SHY?

[scottishmummy]

get the shorties on stilts shouting its da plane boss

[MrsMattie]

Do you approve of those Tom Cruise shoes for short men?

[scottishmummy]

stop SHOUTING short arse

[daftpunk]

lol SM...i used to love that...

[Momdeguerre]

How tall are you empty?

[BCNS]

I tend to find being short fab.. lots of male attention.. holding doors and reaching things down.. what is there not to like about it

[scottishmummy]

i think empty is not the height of shite

[scottishmummy]

i think empty is not the height of shite

[Lilyloo]

Lelli Kelly are doing party shoes with heels now!