To refuse to have a shower? (possibly)

[QuintessentialShadows]

I just had a shower. Used my favourite shower gel, and nice bodylotion. I come out to find dh who goes "you stink, what did you just use? Havent I told you it smells vile, I am not sleeping in the same bed as you, in fact, Im going out, I cant even be in the same room as you".


I have been using this body lotion for a year. It is my favourite. I have been using the shower gel for 5 months, I love it!
I used the same combination yesterday, and he did not say a thing.

He said he would be back when I have showered.

Should I have a shower?

[SheSellsSeashellsByTheSeashore]

i wouldnt

[OurHamsterisevil]

Hell no! What a cheeky b*er. My Dh sometime makes these kind of comments, not to the extent that he would say he wouldn't sleep in bed with me though

[SilkCutMama]

Absolutely not - go to bed and enjoy the space

Sniff - you smell lovely btw

[bythepowerofgreyskull]

nooooooooooo
sory if you have no other problems in your marriage but he is being a twunt.

[theinsider]

Masking another issue?

[giraffescantdancethetango]

YANNNNNNNNBU

[HaventSleptForAYear]

NO. Wierd - what has happened to his sense of smell?

You could go for a walk round the garden or anywhere outside and the smell would be less overpowering?

[objectivity]

No. Of course not. Unless you then showered in Coal Tar for a laff.But then, being male, he'd probably like that

[bluefox]

Oh god no - in fact put some more on. Who's rattled his cage today?!!

[QuintessentialShadows]

The Sanctuary Sento - body lotion. Smells lovely!

[QuintessentialShadows]

However, smelling my arms now, it sort of smells like dry cigar... Could it have gone bad?

[QuintessentialShadows]

However, smelling my arms now, it sort of smells like dry cigar... Could it have gone bad?

[QuintessentialShadows]

However, smelling my arms now, it sort of smells like dry cigar... Could it have gone bad?

[QuintessentialShadows]

sorry about triple posting, something weird happened...

[thomsc]

[thomsc]

PS - don't shower unless it smells bad to you too.

[twoluvlykids]

tell him to sleep on the sofa. or in the shed. or at his mothers. enjoy the space,sleep diagonally across the bed.

[QuintessentialShadows]

I think I will go and shower, my ds2 has started wheezing. But I wont tell him. He will be back in his own good time.

[Cappuccino]

is he pregnant?

it can make you very sensitive to smells

ask him

accuse him of having an affair

[elmoandella]

excuse for him to go out i think

[twoluvlykids]

is it his time of the month?

[QuintessentialShadows]

Could very well be he is pregnant and suffers pmt or pmsl

He hasnt actually gone out, he has gone to the loft.

[twoluvlykids]

take the ladder away!!!!!

[PussinJimmyChoos]

Quint...men are feckers...all of them! Don't wash for two weeks and ask him for a bout of oral, then when he complains say now you've got something to whinge about