Peeing in friend's garden

[NoseTitZilla]

I had a wee in friend's garden after waiting 25 minutes for a family member to shower. I'm 9m pp but still struggle. Not trolling but it was suggested by friend, I told her this was what it can be like pp.

Friend is already peeing herself without bfp, AIBU? I let friend witness it before I showered. I wish I were trolling 🙈

[EveningHare]

🙄

[dontticklethetoad]

I recognise all the words, but am at a loss understanding them...

[jaxhwc]

Eh?

[MexicanBob]

[Bananalanacake]

What a pain those houses with one toilet are

[SneakyGremlins]

[Rozzzzzalmost35]

Have you been enjoying some wine tonight?

[Buzzlightyearsbumchin]

Yabvu to piss in your friends garden.

I think that's what you said

[Notsooriginalwerther]

Like... what?

[TimrousBeastie]

You showed your friend your pee?

[PhoenixJasmine]

I’m going to go with yes, YABU, about something, but I’m not sure what.

[InsomniacAnonymous]

You let your friend witness you peeing in her garden? That was kind.

[Ninchninch]

I read this when there were no replies... I didn't want to comment as I was too embarrassed to admit I just don't understand what your trying to say!

[Opheliah]

Nothing unreasonable about passing in a garden of you're nine months pregnant.

[elephantoverthehill]

pp= postpartum?

[EveningHare]

@Opheliah

Nothing unreasonable about passing in a garden of you're nine months pregnant

I'm 9m pp

Don't they're still pg, think they are post partum?

[Bunchofdaffodils]

Or is it 9 months post partum?
When you’ve gotta go, you’ve gotta go.

[TenThousandSpoons]

Lots of houses have only one toilet, bananalanacake

[SharronNeedles]

....wha???

[SamHeughansLeftEyebrow]

Is that you Sharon?

[Gazelda]

I thought pp meant 'per person'.

[Bananalanacake]

I know. I'm being sarcastic/sympathetic.

[Ninchninch]

Today my DD (5) told me "when I am surprised my eyes get all watery"
I think that might be your reaction in the morning when you discover what you were up to on munsnet last night!

[WeWere0nABreak]

🙄