To wonder why a man in the office next to mine asked whether I've ever got a train to work?

[Mimsy123]

I told him I haven't, but was just shocked that he would think I have. I work in an office, why does he assume that I can fix trains?

[MaidOfStars]

Boom boom.

[JeReviens]

What? Fix what trains?

[RJnomore1]

Ohhhh that's older than me! 😂

[JeReviens]

Oh I see. It's a joke.

Bugger me bandy. Unfunniest joke ever.

[SciFiFan2015]

I don’t get it...what am I missing?

[Bluntness100]

Oh right, I had to think about that,,,

[Bluntness100]

A train to work, as in have you ever repaired a train, made a faulty one operational.

[MaidOfStars]

Did you get the train to work?
=
Did you commute to this workplace by train?
Or
Did you fix the train?

[SciFiFan2015]

Ok. I think I get it. Terrible, terrible play on words complicated by the fact I get the train to work!

[Glumglowworm]

Not even funny

[BriechonCheese]

Tell us another, Jim Davidson.

[treaclesoda]

I quite like it. I like a play on words.

More Tommy Cooper than Jim Davidson I reckon

Speaking of which, did anyone see the thing on Twitter recently where someone has posted excerpts from Jim Davidson's autobiography? It was really disturbing and quite upsetting.

[BriechonCheese]

Haha treacle I was just trying to pluck a shit, old comedian from the back of my head.

[treaclesoda]

I was just trying to pluck a shit, old comedian from the back of my head.

[Mimsy123]

There are a lot of unnecessarily nasty, angry and bitchy people on here aren’t there? I posted an inoffensive, jokey comment - and look at some of the responses. I’m not bothered about me, and the reaction, but seriously, I think some of you need to look at your lives!

[AllTheWittyNamesAreGone]

It took me an embarrassing amount of time to get that even with the explanation

[MayorGoodway]

Crap joke but only because I’m a bit rubbish and had to read it a few times before I got it.
Personally, I am more excited that the witches are back!


And...... a GLITTER BALL!!!!

[InsomniacAnonymous]

Now look here, OP!

Your opening post was extremely silly!

Which means I liked it.

[SaskiaRembrandtWasFramed]

I thought it was quite funny.

[Mimsy123]

Thanks I mean, seriously, we’ve probably all got enough to worry about but some of the responses to this had me shaking my head. I love it when people say something is crap, but offer nothing in response. Go on then, you lot who said it’s ‘crap’ etc. Tell us a joke.

[InsomniacAnonymous]

I don't understand why anyone had difficulty understanding the joke.

[Kitee]

😂

[sunandmoonshine]

Daft.

[HanarCantWearSweaters]

I love shit jokes. Like the one about the magic tractor who drove down the road and turned into a field.

[ShimmeringBollox]

I laughed.