To ask why the fuck there's a smurf playing football 'down below' and do I need another glass of wine?

[JeffreySadsacIsUnwell]

As above. Or below. Either way, I think more wine is necessary.

[SparkleTwinkleGoldGlitter]

I've just noticed This too. Wtf is it all about?

[Heirhelp]

He appears to be doing exercises! Is he advertising a boot camp or maybe there is a new film.

[Trb17]

He's doing push-ups on mine and kissing his guns lol. Disturbing.

[georgethecat]

My smurf is doing pressups

[cardibach]

I don't have a smurf. Left out again.

[Hassled]

I thought I saw a Smurf earlier and dismissed it as some sort of sleep-deprivation hallucination. It was just sort of bobbing around.

[CocoaLeaves]

My smurf is playing football and doing somersaults

[Trooperslane]

Aye - I can't see it but there is a new smurf movie which may well be it..

[OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow]

Footballer here too. Annoying little twat.

[LittleStripyBee]

Maybe we're all tripping, I'm worried that I'm trying to work out wtf he's saying. I'm pouring another glass.

[toomuchtvandsocialmedia]

I also have a smurf. He is playing football and somersaulting.

[semanwen]

Is a smurf a euphemism ?

[JCleRoux]

My smurf can't even manage to kick the ball! Maybe he's had some wine...

[Kazups22]

I clicked on it and yep it takes you to a new page promoting the new Smurfs film!

[JeffreySadsacIsUnwell]

Well, I'm relieved I'm not the only one who can see it I did think I'd overdone it for a weeknight!!!

Should have guessed it was some kind of new advertising though - suppose I should be grateful 'smurf' doesn't come up as an autolink.

I won't be watching the new film... But I won't say no to some more wine anyway!

[Natsku]

I thought I imagined it - glad to know I didn't. But best to have more wine anyway, I know I shall.

[38cody]

I have no idea????

[NoCapes]

Mines doing press ups and looking rather pleased with himself
He's a bit sexy in a smurfy kind of way - no more wine for meeee!

[Muddlewitch]

I can't see a smurf. Am on the app, feel like I am missing.

I thought this thread was going to be about a complicated personal issue...

[UterusUterusGhali]

I thought, when you said "down below" you meant on your fanjo. And that you were definitely on the sauce.

As you were.

[Nairsmellsbad]

I'm pretty sure I don't have a smurf 'down below'. I'd have noticed. Even after a glass of wine.

[UterusUterusGhali]

Oh! I saw him!

Creepy wee bugger.

[sum1killthepawpatrollers]

i cant see a smurf

[squeak10]

Thought I'd hac to much wine as well, now you mention it, mine doing press ups. More

[OnHold]

Little blue fucker needs squashing.