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To wonder what a sit-com of "MNers in Jail" might be like?

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Salmotrutta Fri 26-Oct-12 21:06:29

How would MNers deal with:

Snouts
Mrs Big and her henchwomen
Would they stand their ground in the showers?
How would they get round the evil guards?

TIA

Whooooosualsuspect Fri 26-Oct-12 21:12:57

I would be chief snout dealer.

MissVerinder Fri 26-Oct-12 21:14:18

Stand their ground in the showers?

Depends how long I was in for.

WorraLiberty Fri 26-Oct-12 21:16:29

I think Mrs Big and her henchwomen would be standing round the showers tutting and complaining about the snout smokers...

BadgersGhostlyRetreatWoo Fri 26-Oct-12 21:17:41

the showers would be vair clean with a free supply of mooncups

Salmotrutta Fri 26-Oct-12 21:18:17

So I'd have to deal information and favours to you then usual?

What about Mr(s) McKay? Wouldn't she be onto you?

LineRunner Fri 26-Oct-12 21:18:31

MNers in jail would build a small escape plane undetected on the roof, out of leftovers and recycled cereal boxes.

However, there would be a fierce class battle over who would be pilot and who would be co-pilot, and eventually the escape plane would abandoned to distant memory whilst everyone had a wine .

Thelobsterswife Fri 26-Oct-12 21:19:08

Usual I thought you would be Mrs Big?

Whooooosualsuspect Fri 26-Oct-12 21:19:09

The henchwomen would definitely be complaining about the smoke and noise from next doors cell.

WorraLiberty Fri 26-Oct-12 21:20:48

LineRunner there would be an even bigger battle about parking it grin

Salmotrutta Fri 26-Oct-12 21:21:04

Oh yes Worra - hadn't thought of that.

They'd probably fashion MN scarves out of their uniforms too.

Hiding the arrows obviously with clever embroidery or crafty type stuff.

LineRunner Fri 26-Oct-12 21:21:16

There would always be someone complaining about the security light being left on outside.

Whooooosualsuspect Fri 26-Oct-12 21:22:23

They would knot the scarfs together to make a rope and shimmy over the wall.

DorsetKnob Fri 26-Oct-12 21:22:27

Fights over who got the top bunk.

Salmotrutta Fri 26-Oct-12 21:22:44

<takes notes>

Whooooosualsuspect Fri 26-Oct-12 21:22:48

scarves not scarfs.

WorraLiberty Fri 26-Oct-12 21:22:48

At least all the meals would be cooked from scratch...

Salmotrutta Fri 26-Oct-12 21:24:04

I expect we all know who would get the top bunk ....

<names no names>

MissVerinder Fri 26-Oct-12 21:24:49

I would get 5yo DD to smuggle gin to me in her froot shoot bottles.

Salmotrutta Fri 26-Oct-12 21:25:35

And from organically grown veg from the prison garden.

Which would be run by "trustys", natch.

I'd be a good "trusty".

DorsetKnob Fri 26-Oct-12 21:26:06

Not allowed to bring drinks in the visiting room that you have brought from home.

LineRunner Fri 26-Oct-12 21:26:22

There would a Governor-Prisoner Liaison Committee formed.

It would be chaired by Xenia.

The Goverenor, having resigned, would be found picking bread rolls out of bins in Charing Cross the following month.

Salmotrutta Fri 26-Oct-12 21:26:41

Oh good plan MissV!

Whooooosualsuspect Fri 26-Oct-12 21:27:02

I'd be a trusty who was a bit on the dodgy side, and steal stuff from the kitchen to make illicit booze.

yellowbottle Fri 26-Oct-12 21:27:18

^ sings^ you used to send me flowers, I wish you would again...

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