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To think Sharon from Eastenders needs a new image

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squoosh · 11/10/2012 19:59

Watching Eastenders for the first time in aeons.

There is Sharon in her power suit, synthetic platinum ringlets, sunbed tan, 2 kilos of makeup and her quivery pout.

Would Points of View be receptive to a letter requesting she changes things a bit. Shoulder length brown hair? Pair of jeans? Face tattoo.

Men still lose the will to think straight in her presence I see. Oh she's an unlikely femme fatale that one!

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EnglishGirlApproximately · 11/10/2012 20:02

Yanbu. In last nights episode she asked someone how she looked and I replied 'exactly the cameras 10 years ago' Grin

They really need to sort out her 80's power dressing wardrobe.

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OldBagWantsNewBag · 11/10/2012 20:04

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Salmotrutta · 11/10/2012 20:06

Grin
... she could certainly do with being a tad less orange!

The breathy voice is soooooo irritating.

Her hair is a bit Lily Savage too.

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KatyPeril · 11/10/2012 20:06

YANBU! YANBU! YANBU! (Just in case you didn't get that, YANBU)

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TheLazyGirl · 11/10/2012 20:08

But then, you do get women like my Mum who has worn M&S Tartan Lycra pencil skirts since dinosaurs roamed like that who never change their wardrobes ever.

She does need to feck off though. So annoying!

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Scrumptiouslyyummy · 11/10/2012 20:09

Sharon is a shorter, fatter, uglier version of Ronnie. I can see why Jack is attracted to her. LMAO Grin

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squoosh · 11/10/2012 20:10

Your Mum sounds like a fox LazyGirl!

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MorallyBankrupt · 11/10/2012 20:30

The hair is horrific!

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TheLazyGirl · 11/10/2012 20:31

I forget to mention, they are knee length, worn with the blackest opaque tights, flat shoes and either a blouse or a jumper.

Not. Foxy.At.All.

And no make up either, I had to learn from a housemate at 16 how to put it on.

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Loobylou222 · 11/10/2012 20:35

Lol so right she looks a lot like a drag queen I saw a few months ago!

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Loobylou222 · 11/10/2012 20:35

I think he/ modelled themselves on her....

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Everlong · 11/10/2012 20:49

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hf128219 · 11/10/2012 20:51

What's the big surprise that has been revealed about her? Missed some episodes! Thanks.

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LynetteScavo · 11/10/2012 20:53

But she's just a younger, blonder version of Angie. People in Albert square look like this.

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sosos · 11/10/2012 20:54

Why is she even back in eastenders. she looks like miss piggy gone wrong and with bad dress sense. yanbu

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thekidsrule · 11/10/2012 20:57

YANBU and her acting is dire to say the least

why oh why did they bring her back she's like a blardy a bomerang

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LucieMay · 11/10/2012 21:56

She really needs an update on that 1992 hair do. Very ageing.

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LynetteScavo · 11/10/2012 22:22

But she needs to look a bit like she did when she left so people remember her.

Maybe Tanya will give her a makeover.

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squoosh · 11/10/2012 22:30

Maybe when she's not on Eastenders she whooshes back in time to the eighties therefore she needs to keep the power suit on just in case.

She does a weird raised eyebrow thing too,think it's to indicate she's doing Proper Acting.

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BupcakesAndHaunting · 11/10/2012 22:34

YANBU at ALL.

Her hair looks like it would feel like loft insulation, I bet her face feels really gunky with all that Constance Carroll crap she's painted all over it and I bet her fanny whiffs due to tight polyester trousers.

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Ummofumbridge · 11/10/2012 22:35

How strange I was thinkIng exactly the same thing tonight! She would look quite nice with a brown shoulder length bob and a thick fringe. A bit less fake tan and a smart/casual wardrobe.
over thinking

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MrsKeithRichards · 11/10/2012 22:35

My dh asked tonight if she was wearing a wig!

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Ummofumbridge · 11/10/2012 22:37

bupcakes Shock
The absolute last thing I want to have in my head are thoughts of Sharons whiffy fanjo!

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AlreadyScone · 11/10/2012 22:41

Bupcakes just made my toast go the wrong way.

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thebody · 11/10/2012 22:43

Ok have to confess,,, I remember the first episode of eastenders!! I was young(ish) and Sharon was at school with michelle( shell) and Ian.

She looked like a tranni then as well..

But that's a bit of an 80s look tbh..

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