... to tell my friend she's mental?

[MrsSchue]

I've just watched her finish a packet of crisps and then carefully pop the empty packet into her bra.

When I queried this, she tells me 'she always puts her rubbish in her bra'....

[izzywhizzyletsgetbusy]

Were the crisps roast chicken flavour?

Maybe she can't afford to buy a pair of chicken fillets to pad out her bra

[MrsSchue]

Prawn cocktail.

The mind boggles.

[Bogeyface]

You should watch Carry On Dont Lose Your Head! Joan Sims does exactly that with a banana skin, Kenneth Williams says "Honestly! When you undress its like emptying a waste paper basket!" :o

[MrsSchue]

She has now elaborated with the news that after a day at work, she actually takes her bra over leaning over the bath to catch all the crap she's stashed in it during the day.

Imagine the CRUMBS :(

[Bogeyface]

Apologies, he says "When you undress its like emptying a dustbin"

[Bogeyface]

How grim! Bleurch

[CheerfulYank]

WHAT?

And I thought I had bizarre friends! How does it not show through her shirt?

[MrsSchue]

Dunno - I'd love to see the face on any guy trying to cop a cheeky feel though

[Bogeyface]

What job does she do? Everywhere I have worked I would have noticed someone stashing their coke cans in their cleavage :o

[Thumbwitch]

YANBU to think she has certain issues, that's for sure! That's a most peculiar thing to do. (not sure I'd call her "mental" though - peculiar behaviour doesn't necessarily mean she has MH problems - and yes I know you only meant it lightheartedly but there's a whole big thing going on about using certain words at the moment so I'm capitalising on my opportunity to mention that some people might find it a little upsetting. :))

[Sassyfrassy]

I have a good friend who keeps everything in her bra. Money, mobile, notes etc.

[Ariana86]

Yes one friend keeps her mobile in her bra.
Her male colleagues & students think it's great.

[Thumbwitch]

Sassy, yes I know someone who does that - but it's a bit different from keeping rubbish in there! Is your friend rather well endowed? the girl I know is...

[MumblingRagDoll]

MObile in your bra! No! They're not good next to your skin...ther's evidence!

[troisgarcons]

Everything lives in my bra ...fags, lighter, money, mobile, keys, a tissue .......

[Andrewofgg]

In some film somewhere there is a women who keeps tissues in her bra. The scene is in a restaurant which falls silent at the exact moment when she can't find one and says I know I had two when I got here :)

[MumblingRagDoll]

My God don't they poke you in the boobs trois ?

[discobeaver]

Apparently a high percentage of lottery winners tuck the winning ticket in their bra for safekeeping.
A crisp packet sounds loopy though, as does other assorted rubbish. Does she stash smaller items in her knickers?

[discobeaver]

Trois - don't your boobs end up looking lumpy?

[sjuperwolef]

i wouldnt keep my rubbish in my bra but same as trois- keys, money, phone etc can all be shoved in. its not uncomfy, ive been doing it for years so know the optimum places for them all

[TheProvincialLady]

I haven't got room in my bra for all the crap I collect in the day. I would have to wear 3 cups sizes too large. But then I would be all saggy in the morning, so it definitely wouldn't work for me. I will stick with the old fashioned bin.

[QueenoftheVerse]

Honestly?? Do people actually do this? I've read some very weird things on MN but this is definitely one of the strangest.

People are weird.

[SayCoolNowSayWhip]

Just.....

The mind boggles...

[Bartimaeus]

Huh is this for real?
The most I've stashed is a tissue if I don't have a pocket, but only in the house. Would be too fishing it out in public!