What is a stormable dress - Oxford Don uses this term

[itshardthinkingofanickname]

www.independent.co.uk/student/news/oxford-don-criticised-for-claiming-womens-dresses-should-look-like-a-stormable-fortress-9149547.html

So what exactly would such a dress look like?
How would he storm "the fortress"?

[Nocomet]

Toffee

[ToffeePenny]

It would look something like this I believe...

[KerryKatonasKhakis]

Just another old bloke musing about shit that doesn't affect him, is out of his field of expertise and he has admitted he doesn't know fuck all about.

I'm gonna go with something that has a moat in the hem and a portcullis over the fanny but then I also know absolutely sod all about fashion though I don't inexplicably get commissioned to write articles about it.

[StickEmUpBigStyle]

Ew, rapey