Because Jasper hums to a tune all his own. And he was only bathed on saturday. It's not even particularly doggy. In fact, he smells a bit pondy/swampy, despite being nowhere near ponds or swamps. He enters the room in a cloud of joyful stench. Because he's a bitsa, he doesn't have a cocker's long coat, but still honks to high heaven. I have wooden floors and keep him off the sofas, wash his bedding weekly (or more if he pees on it) and have bathed him weekly. He is on Royal Canin dry food. His breath and ears just smell like a dog, so no infection that I can tell of. Please break it to me gently, do spaniels just stink generally? Do I have to take out shares in essential oils? Or shave the dog?