What programmes shall I record for suzywong?

[spacedonkey]

On my list so far:

sex inspectors
most haunted (highlights of)
little britain

i have also recorded last night's faking it

What programmes would you miss if you had emigrated to australia?

[gingerbear]

SD, I know it is a bit late, but do you think suzy would like Shameless?? (the following is for Suzy's benefit)

It is by Paul Abbott who wrote Clocking Off, Cracker, State of Play, and some scripts for Corrie.
"Blisteringly funny, offbeat drama from writer Paul Abbott (Clocking Off), following the rollercoaster lives and loves of an anarchic family from Manchester.
Meet the Gallaghers. Mum went AWOL years ago, Dad stayed at home with the six children only to hit the bottle. And sometimes the kids..
The real head of the family is big sister Fiona (20), who looks after Carl (11), Debbie (9) and baby Liam (3). She is occasionally helped, more often hindered, by reluctant virgin 'Lip' (16) and the actively gay but very private Ian (15).

Welcome to a hectic world of sexual adventures, triumphs, love, scams and a fair bit of crime on a rough Manchester housing estate, where wheel-less cars are the norm and the moving ones are stolen!"

[spacedonkey]

You've got the Buzzcocks Christmas Spesh on tape now too

[spacedonkey]

linda smith, alan davies, mark gatiss and some bloke with glasses who was really funny

[DingWongMerrilyOnHigh]

Well I shall look forward to seeing that, who is on the teams?

[spacedonkey]

speaking of spiders, the episode of QI i have recorded for you features a bit about NASA experiments on spiders where they gave the arachnids various recreational drugs and observed the effect upon their web spinning

[spacedonkey]

[DingWongMerrilyOnHigh]

or Michael Flatley's dick

[spacedonkey]

or even better, if i could imagine that every time i put a cigarette in my mouth it turned into a tarantula with michael flatley's face ...

[spacedonkey]

if i could meld the image of flatley with the concept of cigarettes in my own mind, i would never smoke again

[spacedonkey]

i feel soiled too now

there must be a flatley antidote?

my jerry springer antidote is to immediately switch radio 4 on for at least half an hour

news of the world antidote is to read the whole of the guardian review section

[DingWongMerrilyOnHigh]

If I wake up with night terrors I shall be calling you

[spacedonkey]

Believe It Or Not! : fans of flatley call themselves "flatheads"

[spacedonkey]

It's ok, I know there's only so much flatley a woman can take

[DingWongMerrilyOnHigh]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO MORE I BEG YOU WOMAN

[spacedonkey]

Have you fainted?

[spacedonkey]

i wish he'd turn his hose pipe on me

[DingWongMerrilyOnHigh]

[spacedonkey]

I don't understand these people who say flatley is smug

[DingWongMerrilyOnHigh]

Soiled, I feel soiled. I will never be able to look at gym equipment again.

[DingWongMerrilyOnHigh]

NO! I daren't look

Mr Wong has instructed me to tell you is now the owner of a hand operated shredder and he is very happy

[spacedonkey]

here , a fan has thoughtfully created an animated tableau of flatley images

[DingWongMerrilyOnHigh]

I have ruptured my spleen and wet the sofa!

[DingWongMerrilyOnHigh]

Thank you spacdonkey, now I recall his majesty.
Mr Wong, however, described him in a similar vien to yourself.

SPRAY!

[spacedonkey]

'kin ada

[spacedonkey]

the artist has captured his characteristically self-effacing and humble expression perfectly dontchathink