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EPIC!!!really want to beat his face in with large item..... i am thinking,.......brick.....no! breeze block.......or similar

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Tortington · 30/09/2008 09:45

ds was fired from butlins in august - the parties were too much temptation . I was a little dissapointed that he has to move back home - but hey ho. i told him he must get a job. He fucked aroungfor two weeks then got a job working 2 hours a day

He has had this job for about a month or so.

keep reading it gets better

His gf left her job in a shop to follow him to butlins where they set up together - you can get couples accom apparently. so they did. That left her at butlins -a nd i am then told that her mum wont let her go back home now she has moved out - so she keeps travelling back and forth - unble to leave

I offer for her to stay here on a few conditions - one was that this was a view to getting a bedsit with ds and moving out.

fast forward. ds and i are so alike -we can't even talk to each other without shouting. - i can communicate v. effectivley with the twins - but i just want to punch his head in.

yesterday, he didn't get up for work - he has to get up for his 2 hour job at 6am. other ds says " why is J still in bed ?" I get the wins off to school and then shout him - the phone goes - i am in the bathroon - trying to get ready for work myself - the answerimachine kicks in - its his boss.

I shout him again and chuck the phone on the upstairs landing whilst i go into bathroon - i am now fuming - the morning not the best time to talk to me even about nice things. I come out the phone is gone, but lazy arse little shit bag still in bed with his GF

His GF who got her old retail job back and is defering her (crappy)[ooh bitchy] university placement - becuase she wants to set uphouse with J ( prob get pregnant and have poor lives arguing)

The gf stays in the shop job for one week - j and her have a row - whilst the rest of the family were playing a lovely game of rounders and having BBQ on beach. she comes back - she punched a tree

punched a treee

punched a fucking tree. clampit

OMG CLAMPIT, the she proceeds to tell me the details of the row - about their sex life.

I AM HIS MOTHER!!!!

She broke a bone in her hand and i dropped her off at casualty - i dont do sympathy at the best of times and i certainly was not entertaining some silly fucking bitch who had punched a tree.

and i literally dropped her and drove off and came back for her later.

so she is on limited work - and can't claim sick.

i have asked dh to help me deal with this - he doesn't mind being the bad bastard - i have begged him - dh and i both know that when this thing blows - moby dick will have nothing on this fucker.

bear in mind - everyone has chores. his are to tidy the kitchen and bathroom daily.

and yesterday morning it did blow up - lazy shit still in bed with his gf

i called him and called him until he got up and then we had an almighty row.

i can't even talk to him. i know hes a man - and therefore sublteness is lost on him - i dont give a shit - i can't talk to him.

i am the reason he has no friends apparently.

me - becuase i grounded him when he was 15 for all of his younger teenager life

it had nothing to do with being in a serious realtionship at that early age and spending all your time across in the next town did it? huh? ooooh no.

the things i have done - the opportunities i have tried to create.

i gave him £200 driving lessons. the driving instructor someone i knew through work.

once the money was up - he carried on and fell behind with the payments- cancelled the lessons at the last minute and generally made himself and us to look like utter utter wankers.

i have previously told them i want them out for january - this is like saying - pull your finger out - your not plebbing on me forever with your gf.

and now i have a day off - and all i can think off is that HE can come back and they ae now asleep together. plebbing lazy pair of shits.

i want to bet him with a large brick.

i'd ask AIBU, but i dont give a shit if i am

what should i use? nrock or breeze block?

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NotAnOtter · 02/10/2008 20:22

sad that as your kids get older your vocabulary becomes gradually more gutter-al

my language is on the egde of the f word half the time with them now and i NEVER would have when they were younger