I'm attending a wedding in 2 weeks and despite leaving myself plenty of time to search for an outfit, I've failed to find anything that makes me look like Elle Macphereson nice! I'm 5'2", size 10-12 on top, 12-14 on bottom. Blobby tummied, small boobed, chunky armed and fat bottomed! 
It's a civil wedding at a posh hotel. Preferably hoping to spend as far down from the £100 mark as possible.
If anyone knows of any miracle dresses out there at the moment I'd be delighted to here about them!