Afternoon delight!

[MasterBater]

Have been wondering whether to post this for a while.
I don't have a particularly high sex drive, and never have.
I have never orgasmed thru sex or oral, but do regularly with vibrator. Also oral and vibrator together, and anal and vibrator together.
When I say regularly, I mean for 1 week pre-period.
I take myself off to my room, electric blanket on and bury myself under the covers for some afternoon delight!!!!
I have heard that there are 3 types of orgasm. Vaginal, anal and clitoral, so I reckon that I am a clitoral orgasm-er.
What I want to know I suppose is:

Am I normal, is it normal for 42yr old women to go an roger themselves to orgasm in the afternoon while the kids are at school??

Also, how does orgasm feel to everyone else?? I think I only felt it a couple of years ago for the first time. It takes me so long to get there and when I do I want it to last forever.
It's like a pulse inside my clitoris and deeper inside which just keeps pulsing till it stops. Is that the end or is there more to come?
Sorry for all the questions. Ridiculous really at 42 to just be wonderin!!

[DONTtouchMUMSspecialJUICE]

ahh... shucks... you guys cheered up my sleep deprived self on this thread.

here's a gardener for the men

[Unlikelyamazonian]

Weirdly, that is exactly how I would imagine you. is there a yard of ale in the extended arm just outof shot? I bloody hope so...

Wishing you all love and happiness lovely girl. I STILL have your (now rather-buttery-and- tomato-saucy-covered) post blu-tacked on my fridge door.

[geordieminx]

Well, I know its a bit unlucky to take pictures of me in the dress before the wedding but here I am

[Unlikelyamazonian]

Eh??? How did I not know? Congratulations girl. is your dress like this or this ? I like both equally tbh

[geordieminx]

Ah yes, got ya.

Yup, next saturday

[Unlikelyamazonian]

jumping the broom geordie?

[Unlikelyamazonian]

jeez, close-up I see what you mean

[geordieminx]

Nope, you've lost me

[Unlikelyamazonian]

geordie are you silvyrrayn.net/newsletter/issue12/nigerian.jpg ???

[AnyFucker]

he has bigger boobs then me !

[Unlikelyamazonian]

a girl has to earn a living AF you are so old fashioned

[geordieminx]

Nope I am still here in all my minxy glory - have got the wedding next week though, so that is interfering with MN time slightly

[geordieminx]

This is my gardener

[AnyFucker]

pmsl

oi, UA, I hope you behave yourself in Morocco < wags finger >

[Unlikelyamazonian]

AF my guess is the gardener came a-knocking and she dispensed with the gadget and took the hump

[Unlikelyamazonian]

hey yo!! Geordie!! I complete on the cottage AND get my decree Nisi next Wednesday - the 30th. Heard eff all from arsewipe and am going to blow the money on a holiday to morocco with ds. So am feeling quite jolly tonight. How are you? I wonder if you are under a diff name? or just lurking ?

[AnyFucker]

My activities have never affected the telly AFAIK

er, masterbater, have you taken the 'ump ?

have you had a sense of humour failure ?

[geordieminx]

You are on top form tonight UA. I like it!

[MasterBater]

Sleep well. Good night.

[colditz]

They damn well DO affect the telly.

[AnyFucker]

oo, he looks rather nice, UA

[Rindercella]

And keep your curtains open closed in case the window cleaner comes round

[AnyFucker]

here we, here we go, here we goooooooooo

< yowls in stylee of Shakira >

[Unlikelyamazonian]

sorry you're hurting

[Unlikelyamazonian]

this man is helping you find it AF