Ok I don't know who else to ask because quite frankly it's really embarrassing and it's really concerning me and I am worried that I will not be able to get over this... Many of you will laugh which is why I could not tell my friends. My partner and I werr together for six weeks before we had any sexual contact and last week was the first time we had any kind of sexual contact because I am very concerned that a man wants me for me I want to take it slow. I saw his penis for the first time and well it has a smile in it....it literally looks like a face smiling... I really am freaked out by it but more than that I cannot imagine not seeing it when I look at it... It's like I feel I am being watched. It is formed by a combination of creases and two moles. Seriously I really don't see how anybody could look at it and not see what I am seeing. I love him, he is such a lively man and so very kind and I don't want to bring up the subject as it sounds totally bizarre but it's like having a face looking at me. Please give me advice...serious not joking advice
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It has a smiley face? So it's happy?
Maybe lighthearted and carefree too?
It's definitely showy.
Perhaps a better definition is gay? 
So he possibly has a gay penis. Perhaps you should arrange for him to meet your ex who had teddys,hot water bottles and sits down to pee,as apparently that is also a way to define gay.
Maybe it was destiny that these two poor souls were introduced to you in life so they could find each other..
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