weird pregnancy dreams! Come on and share

[phlossie]

Had sex with Jack Nicholson last night, but I got bored halfway through, tried to pull away but his nob fell off. Nice.

[Cattleprod]

I had a strange and horrible one last night. I dreamt that my mum died and then for some reason my dad and I had to immediately remove some of the kitchen units. And as I'm lying down on the kitchen floor unscrewing some bolts, I start thinking 'maybe I'm having a dream' so I poke myself in the arm to wake myself up, then I actually did wake up in RL and the relief that my mum was still alive was immense!

[excitedLJ]

this week I've mostly been a murderer and a lesbian. < a sentence I never thought I'd write

[allhailtheaubergine]

Last night I had to go back to a restaurant I worked in 10 years ago and slaughter all the chefs. Sounds a bit gory but it was all very matter of fact in my dream. Was fine until I woke up when I was retrospectively horrified.

[PoppysMom]

Do you all remember/know the "tattoos" that you can stick on your skin? They come off the backing by applying a wet cloth.

Anyway, I dreamt I stole a friend's 6 year old daughter's tattoo and wore it. She only had 2 in her little box.
Her mum asked me if this was her daughter's tattoo, which I denied. When she found out she wouldn't speak to me anymore.

How can I steal a little girl's tattoos?

I have previously been a sniper in my dreams and I have killed loads of people, so a stealing serial-killer in the making here :o

[mummymccar]

kri5ty - I'm the same too, obviously pregnancy brings out our mass murderer side ;)
Having weird dreams every night now, sometimes two a night. Last night I had sex with Lord Sugar. Don't think I'll be watching 'The Apprentice' this week...

[PoppysMom]

Last night I dreamt I was heavily pregnant and needed the loo. I had my DD there, which was very sad for some reason and I couldn't stop crying.

I then woke up and was really shocked when I waddled to the loo just the way I did in my dream
I am only 19 weeks :(

[kri5ty]

hmm i keep dreaming about death and murder everyone elses seems normal compares to that ... lol

[H007]

I dreamt I found out the sex of my baby via Facebook... Guess it shows I'm an addict :)

[NorthLondonDoulas]

Ladies i just have to say all of your dream stories are utterly fantastic and have put a big giggly smile on my face lol.

I remember in all four of my previous pregnancies that i had lots of rather strange dreams, but the one i remember the most was when i was about 20wks pregnant with my first.

My family were about to have a family function so my brother, sister and i had all gathered at my mums for the night. We were all sitting on the sofa and the baby sood completly upright in my belly, my skin stretched so much that it went translucent and you could see absolutly every detail of the baby. My brother wanted to see the baby, so he grabbed his pen knife and just sliced me open and pulled the baby out. I was in utter shock and just kept repeating "put her back, put her back shes not ready to come out yet!" And all he would say was " i only want to look, i will put her back in a minute" like typical brothers and sisters we bickered for a while before my sister shouted for my mum to come and put the baby back and sew me up! (she's fab with a needle and thread lol)

Keep the dream stories coming ladies...

[Woodifer]

fraggle

fangs

obviously to distressed to finish typing words

[Woodifer]

I dreamt I was getting oral sex from a fraggl/muppet puppet which had big felt fang

[redexpat]

I was giving birth and everyone Beverly Hills 90210 (the one from the 90s) was there to help. Brandon, Kelly and Donna were particularly supportive!

[candr]

Was having sexy ones now they are plain strange. Glad to see MuffinBuilder is on same page as me as last night in dream had to find a house that was dianosaur proof as they kept eating people so needed to make sure the bedroom had no windows in and had to learn to fly a plane to escape them if necessary. Wasn't scary just tricky to find the right house. Would prefer the sexy ones again I think.

[MuffinBuilder]

I dreamt I was in a zoo where all the animals were escaping and going a bit mad Jurassic Park style. The zebras started it, but it was really the spotty one who was the ring leader, when they jumped into the moat around the enclosure his spots washed off and turned out he was a horse infiltrating the zebras to incite rebellion!!!

[Bumpsadaisie]

I had a dream that we needed to buy new shoes for my DD (2). She is currently a 5.5 so we needed to get a 6 - but for some reason size 6's were a massive step up and were much much much bigger than size 5.5s!

I think its about my worries about DD having to grow up when DC2 comes along in Oct and step into "big girl" shoes and be the "eldest".

I was the eldest so perhaps it's stirred up something quite primordial in me!

Also sex dreams - on a whim I fly off to Greece to look up my Greek ex and tell him that he is still so ravishing that I just have to shag him despite my now being happily married to DH and having DD....

[MummyTigger]

I've had some horrific ones, and I end up almost screaming the house down.

One particular gem: WARNING - IT'S ICKY
I'm riding the worlds longest rollercoaster that lasts for something like ten minutes. But as we were approaching the first drop, my partner cut open my belly, scalped me and carved off my boobs. Then when the ride had finished he took the baby, popped my hair on his head, strapped my boobs onto his chest, told me that he didn't need me to be the mummy anymore, and then walked away and left me for dead........

That was particularly horrifying :'(

[LDNmummy]

Yup, lots of weird sex dreams here too. It is rather baffling but seems to have eased up recently.

The most disturbing was one in which I imagined it was me and one of my friends. I usually tell DH all my funny dreams but this one was just too disturbing.

[Awomancalledhorse]

Well I was having hot dirty sex with Sean Bean (by the way, I would recommend him, he's a great dream shag!) then we had to stop because baby popped out.

Unless I'm the alien lady from Species I'm sure it doesn't happen that quickly?!

[ShazGJ]

I was having a nap this morning, think homes under the hammer must have been on in the background as woke up in a panic because I thought DH had sold our house at auction for £27K. Even more freaked me out as we are about to move and have ready agreed price for out house way higher than this!
Early in pregnancy had dream about having sex with Bill Turnball the news reader, he's older than my dad errrrrghhh .

[mummymccar]

I dreamt last night that the entire extras cast of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part II were bullying my little kitten. They pulled her ear off and cut her tail :( poor thing. Lots of cuddles from me today!
These pregnancy dreams are crazy!

[jenna13]

i mostly keep having dreams about breast feeding, i keep dreaming that the baby doesn't want me to breastfeed her so my sister takes her from me and starts breastfeeding her and then i end up really hysterical. i had another weird dream where i had to give birth in an alice and wonderland themed theme park, it was terrifying!

[harassedinherpants]

I dreamt my dh made be buy a cheap nasty pram that I hated....... this was after a "how much?!" kind of conversation with him the previous evening .

The same night he dreamt that he had to tell me he'd got someone else prg. He wasn't worried about that, but that he knew I'd go nuts because she was due first............

[MrsCLH]

Mystery doorway at the back of my bathroom that led to odd Narniaesque world where Harry potter style owls came to sit on your lap!

[TopazMortmain]

Britney Spears was making me dinner at a Water Park and doing scientific experiments on food I liked so that dinner would be perfect.

[KatieWatie]

I had a Coronation Street themed dream where I was trying to buy a violin in Rita Sullivan's shop, but she wouldn't sell me one.

The mean old witch!