PMSL!
I think we could have:
'don't-try-to-ring-anyone-corporate' day
'bored-already-thank-fuck-it's-holby-city' day
'Fuck-it-I-always-forget-the-sodding-lottery-ticket' day
'so-dull-it-barely-exists-but-at-least-that-means-it-goes-fast' day
'hardly-worth-going-in' day
'town-is-full-of-hoodies-and-dads' day
and finally
'there-is-nowhere-open-when-you-most-need-to-escape' day.