I am everything you hate about people on the internet. I am here to help.

[Blacklight]

I am male, mid 20's and grew up with this technology.
Wondering what something means?
Wondering how to do something?
Wondering how your kids did something?
Wondering if you should let your kids do something?

[NotOnMyWatchOhNo]

You guys!
I want to know how I can get my 6 and 9 year old to stop twatting each other. They sometimes go on the Internet if you want it to be an internetty question.

[fairnotfit]

Anybody enjoy JetSet Willy on the Commodore 64? Or Attic Attac?

Sabre Wulf was my favourite.

[lougle]

I loved our Atari. Tomb Raider, Whizz Ball and Mission Impossible. Each loaded one floppy disc per level

[Honeydragon]

where the fresh hell did this one come from? It's very keen.

How did he find us?

[MrsMinton]

I still have my Tandy, spectrum, Atari and commodore 64.

I use scratch now with pupils and have envy at the ease they can create things.

[TwatFaceBitch]

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[NormHonal]

Harumph. He's not playing as nicely as those dinonutter people.

[Blacklight]

@TheFirstOfHerName

Sure

[TwatFaceBitch]

Anyone use to play jet set willy? I loved that game, played it on an Amstrad, took something like an hour to load

[TheFirstOfHerName]

NormHonal
Have you seen the backlash Fb page? Dinosaurs against Christians against dinosaurs against Christians against...

[SabrinaMulhollandJjones1984]

Blacklight, I am wondering how the kids did something. Can you sort this?

I am actually expert in untangling a slinky

[LadySybilLikesSloeGin]

This is the one you need

[Kleptronic]

I was furtling about in telnet the other week, proving I could send an email from my server to the smtp server. Which I had to do because comms are a bunch of twats but I won't bore you with that.

[NormHonal]

TheFirstOfHerName ooh! thank you! will go and check it out. Facebook you say . How very modern, whatever will they think of next?

[Enormouse]

Is it true that typing google into Google will break the internet?


Just get to fuck. Seriously, OP.

[SabrinaMulhollandJjones1984]

I remember Jet set willy!

I also remember having to sit by a cassette player making eeeeoooooooweeee skreetchy noise for 20mins waiting for a game to load. We kids of the 70's knew patience.

[GiddyOnZackHunt]

LadySybil

[NormHonal]

Any excuse to post this.

[TheFirstOfHerName]

Thanks for the lulz but I have to go. Middle aged housewife curfew is approaching.

[EmpressOfJurisfiction]

When I was at uni in the early 90s, going along to the computer centre and logging into telnet to check my email was MASSIVELY exciting.

[elQuintoConyo]

Parklife.

[PacificDogwood]

I know what TFB wrote, I know what TFB wrote, I know what TFB wrote…

[TwatFaceBitch]

Thats the one! Screaching the place down, the joy when we got a floppy disc drive, and only had to wait 10mins