Winter sweary thread

[DiaryofWimpy]

I'm fucking waiting on Uber eats with my delivery. I ordered it one fucking hour ago!!

Had a lovely relaxing day today. No stress. No nothings just a pleasant day.

<gets TC to finish off pleasant day with a massage>

[toffee1000]

Hopefully you got your Uber Eats Diary! What did you order?

Waiting for Tesco delivery here.

[DiaryofWimpy]

We got 2 burgers and chips, they looked a lot bigger when ordering, when they came they were delicious 😋 but small

[DiaryofWimpy]

Yay been onto Social security Scotland ADPaymrnt and there's £2,400.09 going in to my account tomorrow
And I'll receive £545 every month thereafter 🥳

Drinks are on me. What you having?

[toffee1000]

Great new Diary!

Hmm I can’t decide what I want. Either a Rekorderlig cider or a Passionfruit Martini. Hmm… 🤔

[Allchangename354]

Brilliant Diary, pimms for me

On train waiting to leave - need sleep

[DiaryofWimpy]

<gets drinks ready>

<wonders how you can spend £1,000.00 with hardly leaving front door>

Chinese here tonight was delicious 😋

[DiaryofWimpy]

Paid off overdraft. Then some other debt. 🥳

[AdoraBell]

G&T for me please 🙏

Fucking ace re payments Diary 😁

You home yet Allchange? Hope you get some fucking kip.

🍷🍷🍰🍰 all round. I’ll be back. Fuck sake.

[Bagzzz]

All here change fail so I might have a dual life on this thread. Back from the folk’s exhausted

[AdoraBell]

You can have a dual life here if you like Bagzzz

Roast chicken here, late lunch, fucking lush. I’ve just showered. Due to go to gym early doors tomorrow. If we wake up. Fuck sake.

<leaves fully laden plates on bar>

I’ll be back. Fuck sake.

[AdoraBell]

Ugh. Went to gym late morning, fuck sake.

Fuck all else going on here, did a bit of housework and curry for dinner.

🍷🍷🍰🍰 all round. I’ll be back. Fuck sake.

[DiaryofWimpy]

Paid Scottish Power paid BT noticed Scottish Power had low balance so paid them more to bring balance up a bit.

Making bolognese tonight. Just me and DS2 DS1 is dog watching whilst his boss is on a cruise.

Had Chinese last night it was lush, going down to see mum and dad a bit later.

<takes fully laden plates for later >

[toffee1000]

We had Chinese on Sunday when we went into Chinatown since it’s Chinese/Lunar New Year. The food was fairly cheap but nice enough anyway.

[AdoraBell]

I’d love a Chinese takeaway, none available here tho <sad face>

Hope your bolognaise is lush Diary I’m doing chicken risotto tonight, leftovers from Sunday roast.

Went into town, had a mooch around and got bargain toothbrushes in Poundland, then spent 11 fucking quid on a book I didn’t know I wanted - until I fucking saw it 🤦‍♀️ fuck sake.

I’m suffering after the gym yesterday, thought I took it easy but apparently not. Fucking legs, back and arms are fucking killing me. Fuck sake.

🍷🍷🍰🍰 I’ll be back. Fuck sake.

[Debinaround]

Alreet swearies?

Great news on the money front Diary! Well done for paying debts off. I would have spent it on shite then regret it.

I have had flu, proper flu, been sick for 4 weeks. Fucking horrible. Ended up with a chest infection. Felt very sorry for myself.

Got work tonight. Utter cunt that it is.

[AdoraBell]

Aww, proper flu is an utter cunt Deb. When DD2 had it the hospital thought it was toxic shock until the results came back.

Hope you start to feel better PDFQ.

So what’s going on for Valentines? Our local is doing a good menu, but we’re fucking skint <sad face> so I’m cooking steak and doing pancakes with orange and booze sauce. I can’t call it Crepe Suzette, cos it’s me cooking it 🤦‍♀️🤣 fuck sake.

🍷🍷🥩🥩🥗🥗🍰🍰 all round, I’ll be back. Fuck sake.

[DiaryofWimpy]

I've never had proper flu. Thankfully, I've had glandular fever that was grim.

I'm thinking of getting a company to come out and measure up for some new blinds downstairs. I'll have to have a think about it.

Dinner in sounds delicious Adora

We had a McDonald's 😬

[AdoraBell]

Just finished dinner, it was fucking lush 😋

I had proper flu once, it’s an utter cunt.

Hope your McDonalds was good, I love a Big Mac 😁

[Allchangename354]

Take it slowly deb if I’ve had flu I’ve blocked it out of my head (not actually unusual, I seriously have worrying gaps in my memory. Does have its positives as there are bad things I’ve blocked out).

[AdoraBell]

Ugh. Gym. Nuff said.

[AdoraBell]

Did bolognaise for dinner, fucking lush <modest>

Groceries due tomorrow, need to walk Houdini as both of us were too fucking tired after the gym. Fuck sake.

🍷🍷🍰🍰 all round. I’ll be back. Fuck sake.

[DiaryofWimpy]

Going down to mum and dads for burgers 🍔 (DS1 and nephews choice)

Been to shops, fed Ice cba to do anything else today

[AdoraBell]

Fuck sake, couldn’t pay for groceries. I’m skint this month. I’ll be scrabbling through the cupboards and freezer.

Hope your burgers 🍔 were good Diary

🍷🍷🍰🍰 all round. I’ll be back. Fuck sake.

[Bagzzz]

Cleaned the bathroom. Bedroom lightbulb just blown so I’ll need to buy another as I have every other type but that one.

[AdoraBell]

Fuck sake at bathroom light Bagzzz

I cleaned the bathroom today as well.

🍷🍷🍰🍰 I’ll be back. Fuck sake.