katie holmes and tom cruise are pregnant!??

[Moomin]

someone else will need to do a link as this hospital internet unit wont let me.

if it true it all seems a bit rosemarys baby to me... or am i an old cynic?

[undercovermum]

So what do you reckon. Prob one of his Scientology brothers had their end away. Wonder if Nicole will tell all.

[spookylips]

yes all true as ive just read the Daily mail just now and i thought WOW! (im sure hes had problems in the downstairs dept - low sperm count as thats why he and nicole couldnt get pg but she got pg when they split up and nicole lost the baby)
here!

[LadyFioOfTipton]

pmsl

[CreepyJess]

And my penis is almost COMPLETELY gone since my operation!!! (How rude of you!! )

[CreepyJess]

Fio if I hadn't already met you there is NO WAY I would meet you next week or any time you weirdo..

[LadyFioOfTipton]

flkipped

[LadyCodofCodford]

fio
you have flipped again

[LadyFioOfTipton]

i feel like shit now you know, it was a really grovelly apologetic text saying how much i loved your hairy hands and i really couldnt believe how large your penis was on our last meeting

[CreepyJess]

Where are my texts going? My phone is more f*cked than I thought! Last one I had from you said 'Hello are you still up for Friday...' etc..

Ah well.. yes, lets do next week. Have fun shopping. xx

[LadyFioOfTipton]

hello madam, it said I cant come as my husband is having tommorrow off and we are going to fetch ds;s birthday present sigh and please could we makje it next week sometime?

[CreepyJess]

Yessss!! What is occuring? Have you shorted out all the technology in your house/about your person?

I said yes tomorrow is fine.. I will done at me (ha!) 'slimming club' (snort! snurk!) by about ten.. where shall I meet you? But don't say on here or a hairy truck driver might turn up as well!

Am just on way out.. try to text me?

CJ x

[LadyFioOfTipton]

no i havent had a text, did you get mine??????

[CreepyJess]

Where are the other threads on TC/KH? Why Rosemary's Baby??

[happymerryberries]

Lets all just hope that she doesn't get PND then.........

[CreepyJess]

(THREAD CRASH SORRY)

(FIO.. have you seen my text/reply? And can you access your email yet?) CJ x

[LadyFioOfTipton]

romour has it he a twat who wears platform heels, has had ivf and it isnt one of his riddlers, they have silent sex, give borth silent, he is a jaffa and she is mentally ill

[LadyCodofCodford]

lots of threads on this