Is this where we get to post asking why people bother?

[Blandmum]

[meowmix]

cats are better cos they bring in little mice helpers to feast off crumbs on the kitchen floor too

[RedZuleika]

Just noticed this thread...

Yes! Getting a dog definitely helps with spillages! Mine has been invaluable in the weaning process.

[fullmoonfiend]

I can only get excited about housework when there's a full moon, then I get hyper and wash down woodwork, and damp dust and everything

[NotQuiteCockney]

Oooh yes, we need a Bad Housekeeping section.

Sample Topics:

• Sheets: do they really need changing?
  
• At what point does dust become an interesting surface style?
  
• Which clothes hide babysick best?
  
• Would getting a dog to wipe up spills help?

[YellowFeathers]

Do you lurvvve small wicker baskets?

[WelshBoris]

Ask her if she fancies a flake

[fullmoonfiend]

maybe cod is anthea?

[YellowFeathers]

Maybe Anthea will join MN now!

[Saggarmakersbottomknocker]

Good housekeeping? What's good about it?

[fullmoonfiend]

arf at this section
parp parp parp
where is the " my house is shit " section
Why good housekeeping? That's biased against those of us who are bad at housekeeping. get over yourselves, there's nothing good about learning to pick up after yourselves.


There, cod, that's us even I think.

Now, how do I get red wine stains offa my work-tops without bleach....?

[cod]

i love talking abotu it an buying wonder priducts

[Blu]

IS there something good about housekeeping?

[robinpud]

I myself am gifted and talented in the good housekeeping department but am bored bored bored bored bored of it all.

[robinpud]

Do you offer training for feckless husbands?

Mine is particularly deficient in the good household department.

[cod]

lo@ piff

[itiswednesday]

PARP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Piffle]

Cannot compare propelling my ds into the academic stratosphere with dusting
Pah

[Piffle]

Leave my Tessas out of it!

[Blandmum]

probably not wise to use the asthmatic one as a duster......

But when there is a new topic aren't we supposed to post lots of threads about why the topic is a total waste of time I'm only following in her fishy wake

[FillyjonktheSnibbet]

tis so true.

a spot of typhoid never hurt anyone.

[Piffle]

Actually today I did wonder what you cleaned dark blue blinds with...
Now I know where to ask!

[cod]

with an atractive line in jowels?

[LotosEater]

oh - so we'r not talking about the magazine then?

[Piffle]

great turn me into the war mongering Tory

[cod]

you cna use your kdis as dusters non?