Flouncing 101

[WilfSell]

Sign up here please for your first lesson...

Learning objectives: At the end of this module, students will be able to:

• huff loudly while tossing hair over shoulder
• click heels together
• say 'Well, I told you they were all vipers!' in a shrill voice
• Post 'AND I'm deregistering...' in italics

[madamez]

Well I'm not going anywhere. Far more satisfying to stay, and let slip the odd stinkbomb or put frogspawn in the kettle or something.

[WilfSell]

Stinkbomb letter-offers and frogspawn boilers will officially be ordained as Prefects on the first Friday of each term.

Prefects will be required to hold the door for Flouncers and subsequently guard the corridors for strays.

[WilfSell]

Male students will attend extra classes on a Saturday morning and Sunday afternoon. Loud long sighing will be practiced, along with frowning over spectacles, slamming doors and spending time in the shed. Newspapers optional in order to protect modesty when getting your bits out under the potting bench.

[unknownrebelbang]

New Loook??????????

Not......



Bon Marche??????

[KristinaM]

you forgot

" its not like this on netmums"

" why do new posters always get ignored"

" you lot are so cliquey, me and all my pals think so"

[WilfSell]

Thank you for the revision notes, KristinaM. Now stop being a swotty swot and get back to reading up on random snorts and raspberries for your exam please.

[Swedes]

I thought this was like room 101. Whereby you pick a Mumsnetter for compulsory flouncing.

[WilfSell]

haha. Who would you choose Swedes? And what would be in Flouncing Room 101?

[georgiemama]

i learnt at primary school that no one gave a shit if i flounced off or not, so i stay and irritate instead