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50 Shades Darker

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FreeNiki · 11/02/2017 01:10

Most clichéd piece of crap I have ever seen. I saw it just for a laugh. Anyone else?

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emilybrontescorset · 26/02/2017 16:09

Saw it and it's no Jane Austin.

The only positive is that he gives her pleasure in the bedroom and we get to see his fit body.

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FreeNiki · 25/02/2017 18:15

The cliches were funny. Consecutive slap across the face then drink in the face.

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FeralBeryl · 25/02/2017 13:31

Good Lord I had the utter misfortune to view this last night (friend won tickets)
It was literally the worst film I have ever watched in my life.
There was no point to any scene, sex scenes were sadly lacking in all departments.
I got through it by heckling quietly and narrating alternatives.
Go and see it slightly drunk and for a laugh, but not with any intention that it will be anywhere near 'good'

I think the director from the first film, who was sacked-was obviously the glue that held the first one together. This is a 6th form play on a screen.
I'd sob if we'd paid actual money to go!

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PossumInAPearTree · 23/02/2017 06:35

I saw it yesterday. Group of friends wanted to go, I wasn't fussed but was being sociable.

Haven't read the books, haven't Sen the first film. It was ok, better than I expected because I was kind of dreading it. I'd watch it again in a couple of years on tv. I wouldn't rush to see the next film at the cinema.

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RosalynneSnelling · 21/02/2017 01:11

I didn't watch both but my friends said the first movie's way better!

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kel1234 · 20/02/2017 15:29

Don't want to ruin it for those who haven't seen it yet. But there one scene where he is very good to look at

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emilybrontescorset · 19/02/2017 20:41

I'll be watching it, not expecting much but Jamie D is good to look at.

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kel1234 · 18/02/2017 11:18

We watched it last night. I thought it was okay.
I liked the trailer for 50 shades freed at the end though

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FreeNiki · 16/02/2017 19:32

It is enjoyable to watch all the cliches and bad acting.

The bit with her boss is the best!

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RosalynneSnelling · 16/02/2017 14:34

Regardless of the negative comments here I will still watch it :)

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suewalker · 15/02/2017 21:04

I watched it and quite enjoyed. Jamie Dornan half naked get a thumbs up from me.

The only gripes I have were a few continuity issues and character/plot changes. I enjoyed the books and I'm also a twilight fan

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ReadyPlayerOne · 15/02/2017 16:19

"Sorry if this offends any Twilight fans but I put the two series in the same bracket of crap books, even worse films."

You'd be right to put them together as Fifty Shades is Twilight fan fiction.

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User543212345 · 15/02/2017 15:49

I saw it at the weekend as we also do the limitless membership thing at our cinema, though we went to one slightly further away so the staff we know wouldn't know we watched it Smile

DH thought I'd cringe all the way through it but honestly aside from one or two scenes that either made me laugh or feel vaguely repulsed it was so bloody boring that I nearly fell asleep. I expected it to be awful and was disappointed.

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BobbieDog · 15/02/2017 15:45

I havent read the books but have seen both films and thought they were good but i dont have the book experience to compare them to

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FreeNiki · 15/02/2017 15:42

My inner goddess is doing the merengue with some salsa moves.

Was my all time favourite from the book. It's comedy gold.

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NotYoda · 15/02/2017 12:27

And holy shit

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NotYoda · 15/02/2017 12:24

She may have also said "holy moly"

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wineusuallyhelps · 15/02/2017 11:12

Oh yes - and holy cow! That was it

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FreeNiki · 15/02/2017 11:04

It was Holy Fuck in the book.

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wineusuallyhelps · 15/02/2017 09:42

Notyoda no, she doesn't say "holy crap" in the film. That was totally silly in the book - agreed!

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NotYoda · 15/02/2017 06:03

wineusuallyhelps

Did the woman say "Holy Crap!" a lot? That made me laugh in the book. I couldn't read it- boring and repetitive

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Fighterofthenightman · 15/02/2017 05:38

It's odd because Jamie Dornan is such a brilliant actor but in FSOG he was so wooden it looked like someone had thrown a chair on set.

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Purple999Red · 15/02/2017 04:18

I've watched the first one which was a real crap. Would not waste my time and money again to watch another crap. I've seen the reviews and all of them are negative

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FreeNiki · 13/02/2017 19:50

I watched Twilight in disbelief as it was complete utter crap IMO.

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wineusuallyhelps · 13/02/2017 17:30

Oh - and the whole Fifty Shades plot is silly. The books are very repetitive in their writing in my opinion, and the screen dramatisation is even more two-dimensional. Sorry if this offends any Twilight fans but I put the two series in the same bracket of crap books, even worse films.

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